Al McGuire quotes:

I don't know why people question the academic training of an athlete. Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their classes.

I come from New York where, if you fall down, someone will pick you up by your wallet.

I tell the players that they can't relive any day in their lives and that they can't relive the minutes of a game, so they should make a great effort, a Mount Everest type effort, to live up to their potential. Success is a communal type thing, and if we win, then everyone can be considered successful and we can move uptown together.

Remember, half the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their class.

If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili is good.

Winning is overrated. The only time it is really important is in surgery and war.

I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.

That's it. Curtains. Off to the races. Treetops. Seashells and balloons.

I don't believe in looking past anybody - I wouldn't look past the Little Sisters of the Poor after they stayed up all night.

When I was losing, they called me nuts. When I was winning they called me eccentric.

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

I'm an Einstein of the streets and an Oxford scholar of common sense.

There's no one who's dropped on top of the mountain. You've got to work your way to the top.

Our guys took Shop and Advanced Shop. Shop is when you make a chair. Advanced Shop is when you paint it.

I just can't recruit where there's grass around. You gotta have a concrete lawn before I feel comfortable enough to go in and talk to you parents.

Live every day as if it were Saturday night.

It's so ridiculous to see a golfer with a one foot putt and everybody is saying "Shhh" and not moving a muscle. Then we allow nineteen year-old kids to face a game-deciding free throw with seventeen thousand people yelling.

Keep it simple, when you get too complex you forget the obvious.

The nicest thing about coaching is that one day you feel like you can play handball against a curb, and on other days you feel like you can fly to the moon.

They call me eccentric. They used to call me nuts. I haven't changed. The only difference between being eccentric and being nuts is the number of security boxes you own.

A team should be an extension of a coach's personality. My teams are arrogant and obnoxious.

It bothers me that the average fan, the average sportswriter for that matter, pays so much attention to what's in a box score. A box score does not properly represent the most important thing - team play. It shows some guy scoring 27 points, but it doesn't show that my 27-point man let his guy score 30.

I think the world is run by 'C' students.

Help one kid at a time. He'll maybe go back and help a few more.

I went into a restaurant one night and ordered lobster, and the waiter brought me one with a claw missing. I called him over and told him about it. He told me that in the back there's a tank they keep the lobsters in and while they're in there, they fight and sometimes one loses a claw. I told him 'then bring me a winner.'

I believe in a business boarding up early. If you make a mistake, you put the boards in the window of the store and say, "Hey, I made a mistake." Let me take two shots in the arm and a punch on the nose and let me get on to the next thing. I don't believe in worrying over failures. I worry about successes. This is opposite from most people. Most people zero in on their failures. I try to keep all my attention on a pyramid type philosophy rather than the averaging-down philosophy.

Life is what you allow yourself not to see.

The next time I will cry is when I die. My life has been that beautiful.

Don't call me son unless you're going to include me in your will. (When Adolph Rupp called him, "Son.")

The world is run by C students

You can always tell the Catholic schools by the length of the cheerleaders' skirts.

When a guy takes off his coat, he's not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!

I'm not saying that they were Einsteins; they were marginal students. But every ballplayer whoever touched me has moved up his station in life. And the players moved up my station.

It's a profession in which, the longer you stay, the closer you are to being fired.

I don't think any decent human being enjoys recruiting.

All love affairs end. Eventually the girl is gonna put curlers in her hair.

My rule was I wouldn't recruit a kid if he had grass in front of his house. That's not my world. My world has a cracked sidewalk.

On how to make the game more exciting - Eliminate the referees, raise the basket four feet, double the size of the basketball, limit the height of the players to 5 feet 9 inches, bring back the centre jump, allow taxi drivers in for free and allow the players to carry guns.

I don't discuss basketball. I dictate basketball. I'm not interested in philosophy classes.

God didn't miss any of us.

The best thing about freshmen is that they become sophomores.

Don't be just another guy going down the street and going nowhere.

Make your life exciting. Do what you have to do as long as you don't hurt people.

You measure a player from the head up.

Live in the moment that you are in.

Butch, you come from DeWitt Clinton. There are five thousand brothers in that school. You're the best there. You've been all-city two years in a row. How bad can you be? You come with me and we'll make nice music.

The people who know basketball, their elevators don't go to the top.

I let ballplayers yell back at me because I wasn't trying to prove I'm boss. I know I'm boss.

If a player leaves Marquette and doesn't have some of my blood in him, then I don't think I've done a good job.

We rush for the stars as we crawl toward our graves.

I had my moment on the stage. The trick in life is to know when to leave.

When I'm losing, they call me nuts. When I'm winning, they call me eccentric.

If winning weren't important nobody would keep score.

You better have great practices.

Dean Meminger was quicker than 11:15 Mass at a seaside resort.

Every obnoxious fan has a wife at home that dominates him.

Can't win without talent, you know.

If you're straight with your players, they'll be straight with you.

Winning is only important in war and surgery.

I want my team to have my personality: surly, obnoxious, and arrogant.