Al Capp quotes:
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There are certain books in the world which every searcher for truth must know: the Bible, the Critique of Pure Reason, the Origin of Species, and Karl Marx's Capital.
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Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
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Like all New York hotel lady cashiers she had red hair and had been disappointed in her first husband.
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Success is following the pattern of life one enjoys most.
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Today's younger generation is no worse than my own. We were just as ignorant and repulsive as they are, but nobody listened to us.
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My work is being destroyed almost as soon as it is printed. One day it is being read; the next day someone's wrapping fish in it.
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Young people should be helped, sheltered, ignored, and clubbed if necessary.
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The public is like a piano. You just have to know what keys to poke.
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Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work.
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The secret of how to live without resentment or embarrassment in a world in which I was different from everyone else. was to be indifferent to that difference.
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Don't be a pal to your son. Be his father. What child needs a 40-year-old for a friend?
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Any place that anyone can learn something useful from someone with experience is an educational institution.
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What's good for General Bullmoose is good for the U.S.A.!
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Today, at Harvard, any student with the currently fashionable color of skin is given rights denied to students of the currently unfashionable color.
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Young people should be helped, sheltered, ignored, and clubbed of necessary."
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As far as unwed mothers on welfare are concerned, it seems to me that they must be capable of some other form of labor.
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Young people should be helped, sheltered, ignored, and clubbed of necessary.