Aunt Pristine Figg Quotes in Tom and Jerry: The Movie (1992)

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Aunt Pristine Figg Quotes:

  • Lickboot: [discussing Robyn Starling] Just pray the police find her, or we're doomed to return to the ranks of the peasantry. And you'd better hope this rumor that dashing Daddy Starling may have survived the avalanche is just a rumor, or we'll be worse than ordinary. We'll be...

    Aunt Pristine Figg: Don't say it!

    Lickboot: Poor.

    Aunt Pristine Figg: Pennyless!

    Lickboot: Bankrupt!

    Aunt Pristine Figg: No more m-money?

    Lickboot: [in a sinister tone] We've got to have... *money!*

  • Aunt Pristine Figg: Well, your little friends certainly are house broken, they've been here only five minutes and already they've broken the house.

  • [Ferdinand laughs at Figg and Lickboot arguing about Robyn]

    Aunt Pristine Figg: You find this amusing, Ferdie, you fat freeloader? You're the one who let her get away!

    [Ferdinand mumbles something in pidgin English about eating]

    Aunt Pristine Figg: I know you were eating. You're ALWAYS eating.

    [Picks up a cupcake]

    Aunt Pristine Figg: You want this cupcake?

    Ferdinand: [Smacking his lips] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Yum!

    Aunt Pristine Figg: Fetch!

    [Throws the cupcake. Ferdie goes after it on his skateboard, gobbles it up, and smashes straight into a door]

    Ferdinand: [Dizzy] Thank you.

  • Lickboot: [pass a direction sign, reverse back to it] AH-HA, Of course.

    Aunt Pristine Figg: Lickboot, what are doing? You're lose them.

    Lickboot: Don't worry. Now I know where they're going. We're taking a short cut.

    Aunt Pristine Figg: You know where they're? How do you know?

    Lickboot: Lawyers know everything.

    [drive in a direction that soon is later to reveal a path Robyn's Nest]

  • Robyn Starling: There it is. There's the cabin, daddy built it just for me. We come up here every summer. He taught me to swim, and sail, and fish. Daddy will know where to find me, maybe he's here already. I bet he is.

    [Ties the boat to dock, Robyn runs up cabin stairs and enter cabin]

    Robyn Starling: Daddy?

    Aunt Pristine Figg: [Adark figure turns on an oil lamp, which reveal to be Aunt Figg] Daddy... is dead.

    Robyn Starling: [screams] TOM. JERRY. HELP!

    [Lickboot closed the leaving Tom, Jerry, and Ferdinand outside, and then locked the door]

    Lickboot: And if you know what's good for you. You'll never run away again. Never.

    Robyn Starling: You're not taking back. You'll never take me back.

    Lickboot: [grabs Robyn by the wrist] Oh, yes we will.

  • Aunt Pristine Figg: [On the phone with Lickboot, the day after Robyn's second escape] Hello, what do want now, Lickboot?

    [pause to listen]

    Aunt Pristine Figg: No more money?

    Lickboot: [Talking at work office] Without proof, that Robyn's being well cared for, we can't touch another penny of her father's money.

    Aunt Pristine Figg: Don't talk foolishness Lickboot. Can't you... do something...

    [evil snicker]

    Aunt Pristine Figg: devious? I sure if you put you mind to it, you can be really, sleazy.

    Lickboot: Why thank you, Pristine. But suppose we get her back, and the little brat tell Daddy Starling, why she ran away.

    Aunt Pristine Figg: Who's gonna believe, an over emotional, whining distraught little girl? Or me, her warm loving, concern nanny? NOW DO SOMETHING, I MEAN LIE, CHEAT, STEAL, CORRUPT A GOVERNMENT! DO ANYTHING TO GET THAT MONEY! YOU NERVY NITWIT.

    Lickboot: Oh well, That's easy, a reward.

    Aunt Pristine Figg: A REWARD?

    Lickboot: Yes, people will do anything for money.

    Aunt Pristine Figg: Oh, don't I know. So?

    Lickboot: So, we offer a reward for her. Someone will turn her in. BIG REWARD. Say one million dollars.

    Lickboot: But, we don't have a million dollars!

    Lickboot: I know, that's why it's so sleazy.

    Aunt Pristine Figg: Huh? Oh.

    [gasp]

    Aunt Pristine Figg: Oh I love it, when you talk like that.

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