Aunt Petunia Dursley Quotes in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)

Harry: [about Hedwig rattling in cage] But she's bored! If I could only let her out for an hour or two...

Uncle Vernon: [chuckles] So you can send secret messages to your freaky little friends, no sir.

Harry: I haven't gotten any messages... from any of my friends. Not one.

Dudley Dursley: Who'd want to be friends with you?

[nudges Harry out of way]

Uncle Vernon: I wish you'd be a little more grateful. We've raised you since you were a baby. We've given you the food at our table, you even have Dudley's second bedroom, clearly out of the goodness of our hands.

Aunt Petunia Dursley: [as Dudley tries to steal some cake] Not now, Popkins! It's for when the Msons are on.

Uncle Vernon: Which should be any minute!

[gestures everyone towards him]

Uncle Vernon: Now, let's go over our schedule once again, shall we? Petunia, when the Masons arrive, you will be-?

Aunt Petunia Dursley: In the lounge, waiting to welcome them graciously to our home!

Uncle Vernon: Good. And Dudley, you will be-?

Dudley Dursley: [in an accent] I'll be waiting to open the door.

Uncle Vernon: Excellent!

[he, Aunt Petunia, and Dudley walk toward Harry]

Uncle Vernon: And you?

Harry: I'll be in my bedroom. Making no noise and pretending I don't exist.

Uncle Vernon: Too right you are. This could well be the biggest day of my career. And you will not mess it up.