Audrey Paris Quotes in All That Jazz (1979)

Joe Gideon: [after a run-through, for VIPS, of a critical number in the show he's rehearsing] Ooh, I don't think they liked it... what do you think?

Audrey Paris: [not smiling] I don't know about the others... but I think it's the best work you've ever done - you son of a bitch.

Audrey Paris: Quick. Tell me. What was the name of the girl in Philadelphia, the blonde with the television show?

Joe Gideon: Ah, the blonde with the television show. The blonde with the television show in Philadelphia? I remember that girl's name. I remember that girl's name because that girl meant something to me. The blonde with the television show - her name was Sweetheart!

Audrey Paris: [Audrey shakes her head] Uh-uh.

Joe Gideon: Honey?

Audrey Paris: Nope.

Joe Gideon: Baby.

[introspective]

Joe Gideon: I can't remember her name.

Audrey Paris: [frustrated] Dorothy. Her name was Dorothy!

Joe Gideon: Who cares? I can't remember her name.

Audrey Paris: [Reading from Joe's script] You see, Sammy, in California everybody needs a car. I got a friend who bought a Mercedes just to get to the bathroom.