Audrey II Quotes in Little Shop of Horrors (1986)
Audrey II Quotes:
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Audrey II: Does this look "inanimate" to you, punk? If I can move and I can talk, who's to say I can't do anything I want?
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Audrey II: Feed me!
Seymour: Does it have to be human?
Audrey II: Feed me!
Seymour: Does it have to be mine?
Audrey II: Feeeed me!
Seymour: Where am I supposed to get it?
Audrey II: [singing] Feed me, Seymour / Feed me all night long - That's right, boy! - You can do it! Feed me, Seymour / Feed me all night long / Ha ha ha ha ha! / Cause if you feed me, Seymour / I can grow up big and strong.
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Audrey II: [singing] Would you like a Cadillac car? / Or a guest shot on Jack Paar? / How about a date with Hedy Lamarr? / You can get it.
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Seymour: Every household in America? Thousands of you eating... that's what you had in mind all along, isn't it?
Audrey II: No shit, Sherlock.
Seymour: We're not talking about one hungry plant here, we're talking about world conquest.
Audrey II: And I want to thank you.
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Seymour: [singing] I don't know.
Audrey II: Come on, boy!
Seymour: [singing] I don't know!
Audrey II: Lighten up!
Seymour: [singing] I have so, so many strong reservations.
Audrey II: Tell it to the Marines!
Seymour: [singing] Should I go and perform mutilations?
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Audrey II: [singing] If you wanna be profound, if you really gotta justify, take a breath and look around, a lot of folks deserve to die!
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Audrey II: [singing] I'm just a mean green mother from outer space and I'm bad!
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[repeated line]
Audrey II: Feed me, Seymour!
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[his last lines, theatrical cut]
Audrey II: Oh, shit!
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Seymour: Wait a minute, Audrey II, that's not a very nice thing to say!
Audrey II: But it's true, isn't it?
Seymour: No! I don't know anybody who deserves to get chopped up and fed to a hungry plant!
Audrey II: Mmmmmm, sure you do!
[Turns Seymour around to look out the window. They see Orin and Audrey. Orin yells at Audrey and at last hits her]
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Audrey: I don't believe it.
Audrey II: Believe it, baby. It talks.
Audrey: Am I dreaming this?
Audrey II: No, and you ain't in Kansas, neither.
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Audrey II: [singing] you know the kind'a eats, the kind'a red HOT sweets, the kind'a sticky licky treats I crave!
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Audrey II: [singing] I got killer buds / A power stem / Nasty pods / And I'm using them! / So better move 'em out / Nature calls / You got my pun? / I'm gonna bust your balls!
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Audrey II: [rapping] You know I don't come from no Black Lagoon.
Pods: No!
Audrey II: I'm from past the stars and beyond the moon.
Pods: Yes!
Audrey II: You can keep The Thing.
Pods: Thing!
Audrey II: Keep The It.
Pods: It!
Audrey II: Keep The Creature, they don't mean shit!
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Audrey II: I need me some water in the worst way. Look at my branches. I'm dryin' up. I'm a *goner*, honey!
Audrey II: [singing] Come on and give me a drink!
Audrey: I don't know if I should.
Audrey II: [singing] Hey, little lady, be nice.
Audrey: Do you talk to Seymour like this?
Audrey II: [singing] Sure do. I'll take it straight.
Audrey: Your leaves *are* dry.
Audrey II: [singing] Don't need no glass or no ice.
Audrey: I'll get the can.
Audrey II: [singing] Don't need no twist of lime...
Audrey: [sing-song] Here we go!
Audrey II: And now it's *suppertime*!
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Audrey II: [Seymour quietly tries to sneak out of the shop with suitcases while the plant is asleep. As he slowly opens the door... ] Feed me.
Seymour: Under NO circumstances.
Audrey II: FEED me.
Seymour: [annoyed] I will not, so stop asking.
Audrey II: Feed me!
Seymour: [puts down suitcase] No! No more! I can't keep living with the guilt
Audrey II: [coldly] Tough titty.
Seymour: You watch your language.
Audrey II: [stands up to full height] Ooooh, cut the crap! Bring on the meat!
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Audrey II: Tough titty!
Seymour: You watch your language!
Audrey II: Aw cut the crap and bring on the meat!
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Mr. Mushnik: [after Seymour asks why Mushnik is angry at him] Little red dots all over the linoleum, little red spots on the concrete outside - I'm talking blood, Krelborn! I'm talking under my own roof!
[grabs an axe]
Mr. Mushnik: An axe murderer!
[Seymour goes alarmed]
Audrey II: [sings off-screen] He's got your number now.
Mr. Mushnik: I saw everything!
Audrey II: He knows just what you've done.
Mr. Mushnik: Everything you did to her boyfriend!
Audrey II: You've got no place to hide.
Mr. Mushnik: [swings the axe] I saw you chopping him!
Audrey II: You've got nowhere to run.
Seymour: [innocently] It's true! I chopped him up, but I didn't kill him!
Audrey II: He knows your life of crime.
Mr. Mushnik: [points a gun at him] Tell it to the police!
Audrey II: I think it's suppertime!
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[director's cut]
Seymour: 'Every household in America'! That's what you had in mind, isn't it?
Audrey II: No shit, Sherlock!
Seymour: We're not talking about one hungry plant here; we're talking about world conquest!
Audrey II: And I wanna thank you!
Seymour: [distraught] You ate the only thing I ever loved!
[Audrey II laughs at him]
Seymour: You're a monster, and so am I! It's gotta end! It's gotta stop right here!
-- Audrey II
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