Audrey II Quotes in Little Shop of Horrors (1986)

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Audrey II Quotes:

  • Audrey II: Does this look "inanimate" to you, punk? If I can move and I can talk, who's to say I can't do anything I want?

  • Audrey II: Feed me!

    Seymour: Does it have to be human?

    Audrey II: Feed me!

    Seymour: Does it have to be mine?

    Audrey II: Feeeed me!

    Seymour: Where am I supposed to get it?

    Audrey II: [singing] Feed me, Seymour / Feed me all night long - That's right, boy! - You can do it! Feed me, Seymour / Feed me all night long / Ha ha ha ha ha! / Cause if you feed me, Seymour / I can grow up big and strong.

  • Audrey II: [singing] Would you like a Cadillac car? / Or a guest shot on Jack Paar? / How about a date with Hedy Lamarr? / You can get it.

  • Seymour: Every household in America? Thousands of you eating... that's what you had in mind all along, isn't it?

    Audrey II: No shit, Sherlock.

    Seymour: We're not talking about one hungry plant here, we're talking about world conquest.

    Audrey II: And I want to thank you.

  • Seymour: [singing] I don't know.

    Audrey II: Come on, boy!

    Seymour: [singing] I don't know!

    Audrey II: Lighten up!

    Seymour: [singing] I have so, so many strong reservations.

    Audrey II: Tell it to the Marines!

    Seymour: [singing] Should I go and perform mutilations?

  • Audrey II: [singing] If you wanna be profound, if you really gotta justify, take a breath and look around, a lot of folks deserve to die!

  • Audrey II: [singing] I'm just a mean green mother from outer space and I'm bad!

  • [repeated line]

    Audrey II: Feed me, Seymour!

  • [his last lines, theatrical cut]

    Audrey II: Oh, shit!

  • Seymour: Wait a minute, Audrey II, that's not a very nice thing to say!

    Audrey II: But it's true, isn't it?

    Seymour: No! I don't know anybody who deserves to get chopped up and fed to a hungry plant!

    Audrey II: Mmmmmm, sure you do!

    [Turns Seymour around to look out the window. They see Orin and Audrey. Orin yells at Audrey and at last hits her]

  • Audrey: I don't believe it.

    Audrey II: Believe it, baby. It talks.

    Audrey: Am I dreaming this?

    Audrey II: No, and you ain't in Kansas, neither.

  • Audrey II: [singing] you know the kind'a eats, the kind'a red HOT sweets, the kind'a sticky licky treats I crave!

  • Audrey II: [singing] I got killer buds / A power stem / Nasty pods / And I'm using them! / So better move 'em out / Nature calls / You got my pun? / I'm gonna bust your balls!

  • Audrey II: [rapping] You know I don't come from no Black Lagoon.

    Pods: No!

    Audrey II: I'm from past the stars and beyond the moon.

    Pods: Yes!

    Audrey II: You can keep The Thing.

    Pods: Thing!

    Audrey II: Keep The It.

    Pods: It!

    Audrey II: Keep The Creature, they don't mean shit!

  • Audrey II: I need me some water in the worst way. Look at my branches. I'm dryin' up. I'm a *goner*, honey!

    Audrey II: [singing] Come on and give me a drink!

    Audrey: I don't know if I should.

    Audrey II: [singing] Hey, little lady, be nice.

    Audrey: Do you talk to Seymour like this?

    Audrey II: [singing] Sure do. I'll take it straight.

    Audrey: Your leaves *are* dry.

    Audrey II: [singing] Don't need no glass or no ice.

    Audrey: I'll get the can.

    Audrey II: [singing] Don't need no twist of lime...

    Audrey: [sing-song] Here we go!

    Audrey II: And now it's *suppertime*!

  • Audrey II: [Seymour quietly tries to sneak out of the shop with suitcases while the plant is asleep. As he slowly opens the door... ] Feed me.

    Seymour: Under NO circumstances.

    Audrey II: FEED me.

    Seymour: [annoyed] I will not, so stop asking.

    Audrey II: Feed me!

    Seymour: [puts down suitcase] No! No more! I can't keep living with the guilt

    Audrey II: [coldly] Tough titty.

    Seymour: You watch your language.

    Audrey II: [stands up to full height] Ooooh, cut the crap! Bring on the meat!

  • Audrey II: Tough titty!

    Seymour: You watch your language!

    Audrey II: Aw cut the crap and bring on the meat!

  • Mr. Mushnik: [after Seymour asks why Mushnik is angry at him] Little red dots all over the linoleum, little red spots on the concrete outside - I'm talking blood, Krelborn! I'm talking under my own roof!

    [grabs an axe]

    Mr. Mushnik: An axe murderer!

    [Seymour goes alarmed]

    Audrey II: [sings off-screen] He's got your number now.

    Mr. Mushnik: I saw everything!

    Audrey II: He knows just what you've done.

    Mr. Mushnik: Everything you did to her boyfriend!

    Audrey II: You've got no place to hide.

    Mr. Mushnik: [swings the axe] I saw you chopping him!

    Audrey II: You've got nowhere to run.

    Seymour: [innocently] It's true! I chopped him up, but I didn't kill him!

    Audrey II: He knows your life of crime.

    Mr. Mushnik: [points a gun at him] Tell it to the police!

    Audrey II: I think it's suppertime!

  • [director's cut]

    Seymour: 'Every household in America'! That's what you had in mind, isn't it?

    Audrey II: No shit, Sherlock!

    Seymour: We're not talking about one hungry plant here; we're talking about world conquest!

    Audrey II: And I wanna thank you!

    Seymour: [distraught] You ate the only thing I ever loved!

    [Audrey II laughs at him]

    Seymour: You're a monster, and so am I! It's gotta end! It's gotta stop right here!

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