Audience Quotes in Rush Hour 2 (2001)

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  • James Carter: [In a casino] I have a dream! That white people, and black people... and even Chinese people, can gamble together without getting different chips!

    Audience: [Applause, Cheering]

    James Carter: [Sees that Lee no longer needs a distraction] Whoa, whoa, whoa... in the spirit of brotherhood... let's just play craps man.

  • Priest: Do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?

    Leon: [looks up from his newspaper] No.

    Audience: [groans]

  • [N.W.A have been warned not to perform Fuck tha Police. This takes place after they perform Straight Outta Compton]

    Ice Cube: Hey, hold on, hold on! Y'all know what the motherfuckin' police tried to tell us back stage?

    Dr. DreAudience: What?

    Ice Cube: They tried to tell us what the fuck we can't play.

    Audience: [boos]

    Ice Cube: Motherfuckers tryin' to tell us what the fuck we can't say. This N.W.A.!

    Audience: [cheers]

    Ice Cube: We do what the fuck we wanna do. We say what the fuck we wanna say! So everybody, put them middle fingers high in the sky. And to the punk-ass cop backstage... Yo, Dre?

    Dr. Dre: What up?

    Ice Cube: I got somethin' to say.

    [NWA performs Fuck tha Police but get interrupted halfway]

  • Cockcroft Guest 2: Now you are recognized everywhere. How do you deal with all the attention?

    Stephen Hawking: [grinning] I was stopped recently by a tourist at Cambridge who asked if I was the real Stephen Hawking. I replied I was not, and said the real one was much better looking.

    Audience: [laughing]

  • Ragueneau: No Cyrano. I lose my bet.

    Le Bret: So much the better.

    Audience: Montfleury! Montfleury!

    Montfleury: Happy he... who far from court and city... Ah, how good... breathes the essence of the vernal wood, And who, when the breeze sings melodies...

    Cyrano: Rogue! Didn't I order you off for a month?

    Montfleury: What? Who's that?

    Le Bret: Cyrano!

    Ragueneau: I win!

    Cyrano: King of fools. Off the stage!

    Montfleury: Monsieur...

  • Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: My fellow scienti...

    Audience: Ssssssssssssssss!

    Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: ...tists - and neurosurgeons, ladies and gentlemen. A few short weeks ago, coming from a background, believe me, as conservative and traditionally grounded in scientific fact as any of you, I began an experiment in, incredulous as it may sound, the reanimation of dead tissue.

  • Strange Man: I wonder where that fish has gone!

    Transvestite: You did love it so! You looked after it like a son!

    Strange Man: [Bends perplexingly long arms]

    Strange Man: And it went... where-ever I... did go!

    Transvestite: Is it in the cupboard?

    Audience: Yes! Yes!

    Transvestite: Wouldn't you like to know? It was a lovely little fish!

    Transvestite: And it went... where-ever I... did go!

    Audience: It's behind the sofa!

    Transvestite: Where can that fish be?

    Audience: Have you searched the drawers in the bureau?

    Transvestite: [a strange, half-elephant/half-man creature wanders up out of nowhere holding a drinks tray]

    Transvestite: It was a most elusive fish.

    Strange Man: [twists the brass handles on the transvestite's corset]

    Strange Man: And it went... where-ever I... did go!

    Transvestite: Ohhh! Fishy, fishy, fishy, fish!

    Strange Man: A fish, a fish, a fish, a fishy, ohhh!

    Transvestite: Ohhh, fishy, fishy, fishy, fish!

    Strange Man: [Pulls the plug attached on the transvestite's corset]

    Strange Man: That went... where-ever I... did go!

    Audience: Look up his trunks! Yes, in his trousers!

  • [last lines]

    Gus Petch: We gonna make you laugh, we gonna make you cry, but most of all, we gonna

    [with audience]

    Gus Petch: nail your ass!

    Audience: [chanting] Nail your ass! Nail your ass! Nail your ass!

  • [Audience cheers as Bert dances in]

    Bert Schnick: Hoopla Denton!

    Audience: Hoopla Bert!

    [Audience cheers more]

  • Stephen Fry: I would like, if I may...

    Audience: You may!

    Stephen Fry: ...to take you...

    Man in audience: Take me!

    Stephen Fry: Perhaps later... on a strange journey.

    Audience: How strange?

    Stephen Fry: You'd be surprised.

  • Stephen Fry: It's true that there were dark storm clouds...

    Audience: Describe your balls!

    Stephen Fry: ...heavy, black and pendulous... Curses upon you!... towards which they were driving. It's true also that the spare tire they were carrying was badly in need of...

    Man in audience: A blowjob!

    Stephen Fry: Yes, please.

  • [to Rocky]

    Frank-N-Furter: You are the result of many hours of toil.

    Audience: And wanking!

  • Narrator: "If" and "only," two small words... words that kept repeating themselves again and again in Janet's thoughts. But It was too late to go back now, it was as if she were riding a giant...

    Audience: Cock!

    Narrator: Well, I have "tidal wave," but "cock" is better.

  • Stephen Fry: It seemed a fairly ordinary night...

    Audience: Ordinary?

    Stephen Fry: Mmmm... when Brad Majors...

    Audience: Asshole!

    Stephen Fry: You've met.

  • [Clayton Townley is addressing a large audience at a night-time pro-white rally]

    Clayton Townley: I love Mississippi.

    Audience: YAY!

    Clayton Townley: THEY! They hate Mississippi! They hate us because we present a shining example of *successful* segregation. These Northern students, with their atheist, Communist bosses, that have come into our community with the wish to destroy us *this week*, have taken a terrible blow. *This week*, their cause has been crippled. *This week*, these federal policeman you see around here prying into our lives, violating out civil liberties have learned that they are powerless against us if every single Anglo-Saxon Christian one of us stands together!

  • Mayor John Pappas: I was warned not to come here. I was warned. They warned me, "Don't stand behind that coffin." But why should I heed such a warning, when a heartbeat is silent and a child lies dead? "Don't stand behind" this coffin. That boy was as pure and as innocent as the driven snow. But I must stand here, because I have not given you what you should have. Until we can walk abroad and recreate ourselves; until we can stroll along the streets like boulevards; congregate in parks free from fear, our families mingling, our children laughing, our hearts joined - until that day we have no city. You can label me a failure until that day. The first and perhaps only great mayor was Greek. He was Pericles of Athens, and he lived some 2500 years ago, and he said, "All things good on this Earth flow into the City, because of the City's greatness." Well, we were great once. Can we not be great again? Now, I put that question to James Bone, and there's only silence. Yet could not something pass from this sweet youth to me? Could he not empower me to find in myself the strength to have the knowledge to summon up the courage to accomplish this seemingly insurmountable task of making a city livable? Just livable. There was a palace that was a city. It was a PALACE! It was a PALACE and it CAN BE A PALACE AGAIN! A PALACE, in which there is no king or queen, or dukes or earls or princes, but subjects all: subjects beholden to each other, to make a better place to live. Is that too much to ask?

    Audience: No!

    Mayor John Pappas: Are we asking too much for this?

    Audience: No!

    Mayor John Pappas: Is it beyond our reach?

    Some Audience Members: No!

    Mayor John Pappas: Because if it is, then we are nothing but sheep being herded to the final SLAUGHTERHOUSE! I will not go down, THAT WAY!

    [the audience begins shouting approval]

    Mayor John Pappas: I choose to FIGHT BACK! I choose to RISE, not fall! I choose to LIVE, not die! And I know, I know that what's within me is also WITHIN YOU.

    Audience Member: Amen!

    Mayor John Pappas: That's why I ask you now to join me. Join me, RISE UP with me, RISE UP on the wings of this slain angel.

    [Audience members begin shouting "Yes" at every pause]

    Mayor John Pappas: We'll rebuild on the soul of this little warrior. We will pick up his standard and RAISE it high! Carry it forward until THIS CITY - YOUR CITY - OUR CITY - HIS CITY - IS A PALACE OF GOD! IS A PALACE OF GOD! I am with you, little James. I am you.

  • Audience: [singing] Who ate all the pies? You ate all the pies! You fat bastard, you fat bastard, you ate all the pies!

    Roy 'Chubby' Brown: Fuck off!

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