Attorney General Quotes in Idiocracy (2006)
Attorney General Quotes:
Attorney General: Water? Like out of the toilet?
Attorney General: Look, Martin, I can imagine what you're thinking. How this looks to you.
Martin Rose: I've made no allegation.
Attorney General: But if we accept that they - that someone... Then we have to accept all sort of things which are simply unacceptable. And I will not accept that.
Martin Rose: You really know how to clarify a situation, don't you?
Attorney General: I'm not even here.
Attorney General: [subtly threatening Martin Rose] And perhaps that weakness is the very reason you were chosen for this job.
Attorney General: [to Martin Rose, insinuatingly] A calamity for justice, of course. Now, we can fret about it, become indignant, write an angry letter to the newspapers or our Members of Parliament. Won't make any difference.
[Silent scenes showing Farroukh Erdogan in jail cell being strangled with a wire by MI5 agent]
Attorney General: Emir's evidence is being heard in closed session, and that is where it will remain. It will be presented in accordance with the law, then the evidence will be placed in a box. The box will then be closed, and it will never be opened again.
Attorney General: So you'd indict the chiefs of police and security?
Examining Magistrate: It's inevitable.
Attorney General: Only events dictated by divine will are inevitable.
Attorney General: As if it's not enough that our country's been invaded by long-haired thugs, atheists and junkies of unclear sex, now you want to disparage our armed forces and courts - the only elements not corrupted by parliamentarianism. Just when we dream of renewal, a country without parties, without Left or Right, heeding God and its destiny, you want to ruin it all.
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