At Toon Quotes in Volunteers (1985)

At Toon: Ya know, there is something to be said about just playing with yourself.

At Toon: Don't kill me! Don't kill me! I haven't had a woman yet!

Tom Tuttle: I don't understand it. I explained the bridge; everything was A-Okay. Then I mentioned the teakwood we'd be using, and they went all heathen on me.

At Toon: The problem is, you're an asshole.

Tom Tuttle: All right, let's not get personal.

[pause. Realizes he should be shocked to hear a villager speaking English]

Tom Tuttle: Who said that?

Lawrence Bourne III: It should have been me.

At Toon: You're an asshole, Peace Corps guy. You can't cut down those trees. They're sacred! The spirit that guards the village lives in those trees. Don't they teach you nothing?

Lawrence Bourne III: [to Tom] He might be just a marvelous mimic.

[to At Toon]

Lawrence Bourne III: You speak English.

At Toon: As good as him. You better pick another set of trees, 'cause no one touches those, Champ.

Tom Tuttle, Lawrence Bourne III: [laughing] Champ!

Lawrence Bourne III: Who are you?

At Toon: I'm At Toon. I spent four years in American school in Bangkok. I'm the sharpest thing this village ever seen, so they sent me. Big deal, less headaches here!

Lawrence Bourne III: Astonishing.

At Toon: Believe it, Hot Rod!

At Toon: What have you learned, Dorothy?