Astérix Quotes in Asterix and Obelix Meet Cleopatra (2002)

Obélix: These new Romans are better. They fly better.

Astérix: Yes, their helmets are more aerodynamic.

Astérix: Look - the Man in the Iron Mask!

Obélix: Have they written that yet?

Obelix: [from the American dub, after a legionary has been blown up like a balloon by an experimental potion] I thought the Romans were going to cut down on inflation.

Asterix: Promises, promises.

[the pair are in a line to get into the Viking party; Obelix is laughing at the Viking names being read off the roster]

Obélix: [laughing] Asterix! All their names end in "af"!

Asterix: [the Viking bellhop looks at them suspiciously] Uh... actually, my name is, uh, Asteraf, Obelaf!

Obélix: [doubled over, laughing] Ob-Obelaf!

[watching Abba and Justforkix glide off towards the horizon]

Asterix: You see, Obelix, it's not fear that gives you wings - it's love.

Asterix: Getafix, what is the use of fear?

Getafix: Fear is what makes us brave. Real courage is when you overcome your fear.

Astérix: Sniff of coke?

Saïd: Uh, no, no.

Astérix: You sure?

Saïd: Absolutely.

Astérix: [psychotically, to the others; starts rapidly practicing with nunchaku] A little coke? A little line of coke? Nobody for coke? That's it for coke? How's your brother, how's he doin?

Saïd: He's alright.

Astérix: [still practicing with nunchaku] Mean fuckin bastard. Still a maniac?

Saïd: Are you?

Astérix: [still practicing] Well shit, look! VWA-VWA-VWA-VWA!