AstÃ©rix Quotes in Asterix and Obelix Meet Cleopatra (2002)
ObÃ©lix: These new Romans are better. They fly better.
AstÃ©rix: Yes, their helmets are more aerodynamic.
AstÃ©rix: Look - the Man in the Iron Mask!
ObÃ©lix: Have they written that yet?
Obelix: [from the American dub, after a legionary has been blown up like a balloon by an experimental potion] I thought the Romans were going to cut down on inflation.
Asterix: Promises, promises.
[the pair are in a line to get into the Viking party; Obelix is laughing at the Viking names being read off the roster]
ObÃ©lix: [laughing] Asterix! All their names end in "af"!
Asterix: [the Viking bellhop looks at them suspiciously] Uh... actually, my name is, uh, Asteraf, Obelaf!
ObÃ©lix: [doubled over, laughing] Ob-Obelaf!
[watching Abba and Justforkix glide off towards the horizon]
Asterix: You see, Obelix, it's not fear that gives you wings - it's love.
Asterix: Getafix, what is the use of fear?
Getafix: Fear is what makes us brave. Real courage is when you overcome your fear.
AstÃ©rix: Sniff of coke?
SaÃ¯d: Uh, no, no.
AstÃ©rix: You sure?
AstÃ©rix: [psychotically, to the others; starts rapidly practicing with nunchaku] A little coke? A little line of coke? Nobody for coke? That's it for coke? How's your brother, how's he doin?
SaÃ¯d: He's alright.
AstÃ©rix: [still practicing with nunchaku] Mean fuckin bastard. Still a maniac?
SaÃ¯d: Are you?
AstÃ©rix: [still practicing] Well shit, look! VWA-VWA-VWA-VWA!
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