Assistant manager Quotes in Desert Nights (1929)

Assistant manager: [after reading telegram] A woman from home! Haven't seen a white woman in years.

Hugh Rand: Don't expect too much. No beauty would come to this desolate hole.

[Takes the telegram]

Hugh Rand: I bet she's an old maid - bow-legged and cross-eyed!

Assistant Manager: After the second call, I tried knocking, but he won't open up.

Rusty Ryan: I'll handle it; I know him

[bangs on hotel room door]

Topher Grace: [from inside] Jesus Christ, are you people retarded? It says "Do Not Disturb!"

Rusty Ryan: It's me.

Topher Grace: [opens the door] Hey. Come on in.

Rusty Ryan: [looks around the trashed hotel room] Jeez, Topher, you didn't have to go all Frankie Muniz on me.

Topher Grace: I'm sorry. Russ, look, I know this is your joint. I just... there's this girl. I love her, man. I love her, but she is driving me crazy! I can't sleep. I can't work. I quit the show. I totally phoned in that Dennis Quaid movie. I mean, it's like...

Assistant Manager: [answers phone] Hello?

Topher Grace: [rips off a bracelet] God, it's almost like this Kabbalah crap doesn't even work!

Assistant Manager: Rusty, call for you.

Topher Grace: Dude, don't leave!