Assistant Coach Quotes in Happy Gilmore (1996)

Coach: Number 18, is that Gilmore again? How many times has this guy tried out, anyway?

Assistant Coach: At least ten times. Guy's got alot of intensity.

Coach: Not a real strong skater, though.

Assistant Coach: Ain't the best puck handler, either.

Coach: Yeah, but my god...

[Happy fires a shot, and it shatters the glass in front of the coaches]

Assistant Coach: What a shot.

Assistant Coach: Hey ladies, are you gonna be ready to play football this fall? huh?

Benny O'Donnell: I don't know coach, I've been doin' so well in english I thought I might work on bein' a writer. What do ya think about that?

Assistant Coach: Boy, you woudln't know how to spell your own name if it wasn't stencilled on your locker.