Ashton Quotes in Simon Sez (1999)
Ashton Quotes:
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Ashton: Remove them! It's a bridge, for god's sake; not a petting zoo!
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Ashton: Now, feel free to jump in if I get any of this wrong, but you haven't got the disc, and you haven't got the girl...
[Silence]
Ashton: ... Pity. I was so hoping you'd jump in.
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Ashton: Guess what we're going to blow up first!
Simon: Your ego?
Ashton: No, but nice try, sailor! The Eiffel Tower!
Simon: Why?
Ashton: Because it's big and it's beautiful and I'm tired of looking at it!
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Ashton: Stupid bee! You're just a fly with a stinger on your arse!
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Ashton: Monsters! Are you alright? Did they get you?
Skylar: No! My life just flashed before my eyes all in thanks to a family of raccoons. I'm really dead now... decaying before your eyes. Wanna see?
Ashton: Really? Does it hurt?
Skylar: Only the first time!
Ashton: Oh, well that's good!
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Jonathan: So, Ash - you still pissing the bed at night?
Ashton: You know I stopped that! A year... three years ago! No, two years ago!
Jonathan: Well don't - watersports can be hot!
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Ashton: Oh come on, live a little. Let's do it. Yep - the magic gummy bears want to play!
Skylar: And, do what? Summon some hot buff demon who will screw your brains out then rip your throat open? No, thank you! Put that thing back where you found it!
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Vlad: My dad used to tell us these woods were haunted by a girl... Malice Valeria.
Ashton: Oh - I think I knew a girl who had that!
Vlad: It was her name dumbass, not a disease!
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Ashton: I've been trying to call you! Haven't had any reception though. I think it's the rabbits or something - they're scandalous, you know?
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Ashton: So this is it - the cabin... our torture chamber!
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