Ashram Monk Quotes in Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)

Fulton Greenwall: My name is Fulton Greenwall, and I am looking for an Ace Ventura.

Ashram Monk: No man here carries with him a label.

Fulton Greenwall: Oh yes, no names. How silly of me. Well, um, he's an American.

Ashram Monk: We are all children of the same life force.

Fulton Greenwall: Yes of course we are.

[thinks]

Fulton Greenwall: He bends over and speaks from his rear.

Ashram Monk: Oh him. Right this way...

Fulton Greenwall: We can pay you handsomely.

Ace: I am now a child of light. Your earthly money holds no appeal to me.

Fulton Greenwall: Twenty thousand dollars.

Ace: Re-he-he-eally? No. I cannot. For I am sorely needed... here, at the ashram.

Ashram Monk: If I may interject! We're short of space, and it's important for you to use your talents. Let me help you pack.

Ace: But I am yet to attain omnipresent supergalactic oneness.

Ashram Monk: No. Wait. THERE it is!

[smiles]

Ashram Monk: You've just attained it.

Ace: I have?

Ashram Monk: Yes! Just now! You are one! I can see it in your eyes. You're more one than anyone!

Ace: What about my medallion of spiritual accomplishment?

Ashram Monk: Take mine!

Ace: This took you eighty years to achieve!

Ashram Monk: That's okay. I don't like it anymore. Really.

Ace: In the light of this great personal sacrifice you've made, I have no choice... but to take the case.

Ashram Monk: Great! I'll go tell the others!

Ace: Master... break it to them gently.

Ace: [cut to Ace and Greenwall exiting the temple through the celebrating, drinking, and some stripped monks] I've never seen them like that before. Denial can be an ugly thing.

Ashram Monk: What answer do you seek?

Ace: I need to know what the Wachatis possess that is of great value to civilized man.

Ashram Monk: The medallion will lead you to the answer. You do still have the medallion, don't you?

Ace: Medallion? Why surely! I left it back, er, with my body.

Ashram Monk: Your aura is weakening...

Ace: OKAY! I threw it in the cave! What do you want from me? What are you, Mr. Perfect? You wanna know where it is? It's probably lying in a big pile of

[coming to a realization, his spirit is transported back to his body]

Ace: Guano! They have Guano!