Ashley Parker Quotes in Eight Legged Freaks (2002)

Ashley Parker: Mom, I am not you! I'm not gonna get pregnant at 16. I'm not gonna stay here for the rest of my life and be a trailer trash sheriff!

Sheriff Sam Parker: Thanks for the flashback. I really didn't deserve that!

Ashley Parker: [a jumping spider lands on the roof of the house] What was that?

Sheriff Sam Parker: It's just Pete, he's waiting to come in.

Ashley Parker: I don't think it was Pete.

Victoria: Since when has she known how to surf?

Ashley Parker: Since this scene apparently...

Ashley Parker: [scared the bad guys have found them] Why are you walking so fast?

Maddie: Why are you walking so fast? I'm just trying to keep up with you.

Ashley Parker: [look around, everyone seems to be glaring at them] You're freaking me out.

Maddie: You're freaking me out!

Ashley Parker: Uh, Your frisbee's broken...

Agent Kathryn Smith: You know when I was your age, I knew a girl just like Victoria.

Ashley Parker: Really?

Agent Kathryn Smith: Yeah, there's always a girl like Victoria. Anyway, I wanted to be in her group so badly that I stopped doing all the things I wanted to do to do things she wanted to do.

Ashley Parker: Let me guess: But you were totally miserable because you weren't being true to yourself.

Agent Kathryn Smith: No, I was so popular it was a blast! But... I wasn't being me. I was being who they wanted me to be. And that's not good.