Ashby Quotes in Hardbodies (1984)

Ashby: [sings country-style with guitar] She was a young thing in the prime of her life, Standing there lookin' as cute as could be. So I walked on over and asked her her name - I'm still not believin' what she said to me... "I don't f*** fossils for free, old man. I don't f*** fossils for free. So just go on home and take matters in hand, 'Cause I don't f*** fossils for free."

Ashby: Hey, son, I'd as soon have an inch cut off my dick than get my hair cut here.

Hair Stylist: Whatever turns you on, Tex.

Ashby: Yeah, well, I've seen more than one old bull blow out his balls and his brains at the same time.

Ashby: Michelle, what do you do?

Michelle: Well, that all depends on who I'm with.