Arthur Webley Quotes in Hot Fuzz (2007)

[Angel and Butterman are driving to interview Arthur Webley, with PC Walker and his dog riding in the back]

Nicholas Angel: What do we need the dog for?

Danny Butterman: [chuckles] It's not the dog we need.

[cut to the interview with Webley]

Arthur Webley: [mumbles unintelligibly]

Nicholas Angel: Right...

[turns to Butterman and Walker]

Nicholas Angel: What did he say?

PC Bob Walker: He said...

[mumbles only slightly more intelligibly]

Nicholas Angel: [turns to Butterman] What did he say?

Danny Butterman: He said, "an hedge is an hedge, he only chopped it down because it spoilt his view, and what's Reaper moaning about?"

[seeing Webley's barn full of guns]

Nicholas Angel: Where on earth did you get these?

Arthur Webley: Found 'em.

Danny Butterman: He found them.

Nicholas Angel: And what is this?

Danny Butterman: Sea mine.

Arthur Webley: Sea mine.

Nicholas Angel: Well, Mr. Webley this is an extremely dangerous collection, it's a wonder nobody's been hurt before.

Arthur Webley: Nah, just a lot of junk.

[He hits the mine with the butt of his shotgun. With a creak, it slowly tips onto its side and starts ticking softly. The three men exchange a look]

Nicholas Angel: MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!