Arnold Quotes in Spy Kids 3: Game Over (2003)

Juni: Arnold, you should know, when we reach Level 5...

Arnold: Don't tell me. I want it to be a surprise.

Juni: Believe me, it will!

Juni: I can't beat you, Arnold!

Arnold: I know.

Rez: [after coming out of the lava thinking he'd be out of the game] I thought I was a goner!

[Rez spits lava out of his mouth]

Arnold: [getting lava out of his ears] I saw all my points flashing away before my eyes. All I could hear is my father saying, "You blew it Arnold! No untold riches for you!"

Agent Damage Report: [Shows Juni the beta tester boys in their real life form] Cortez, are these the boys that were in the game with you? We tracked them through their email addresses.

Juni: [Sees the boys] Yeah that's them. They wouldn't know anything about...

[doesn't recognize the boys in their non-game form]

Juni: Hey, wait a second; what happened to Francis the Brain, Arnold the Strong and Mr. Cool?

Francis: Well, in the real world, I'm not that smart.

Arnold: I'm not strong.

Rez: I'm not cool.

Juni: [Winces] Reality check...

Hymie Kaplan: Friend or foe?

Arnold: Guess.

Steve: This bites.

All: Yeah.

Heather: We should just go home.

All: Yeah.

Steve: At least at home they have cable.

All: Cable.

Arnold: Baywatch.

Guys: Baywatch.

Walter: Baywatch.

Arnold: Relax... it'll be fine... I mean we're not complete morons!

Arnold: What's wrong with old things? Some old things are great.

Harold: Yeah, like Mrs. Vitello.

Mrs. Vitello: [Hitting Harold] Whippersnapper!

[Arnold, sees Gerald praying]

Arnold: I didn't know you were so religious.

Gerald: Neither did I.

Eugene Horowitz: [singing] This is our neighborhood! How can they tear it down! How can they turn our smile into a frown!

Arnold: [turns off stereo] No singing, Eugene.

Eugene Horowitz: But the occasion called for it.

Arnold: No, Eugene. No singing.

Arnold: I think I need to go lie down.

Helga: I'll go with you!

Stinky Peterson: [about Scheck] He sure gives me the willies.

Gerald: Yeah, but he looks good in a suit.

Arnold: [annoyed] Gerald...

Gerald: I know. I'm just saying.

Arnold: Grandma!

Ernie Potts: She's still in jail.

Arnold: I thought they were keeping her one night.

Ernie Potts: Yeah, but she keeps trying to escape. Like she thinks it's a game. Fourth time they've brought her back in.

[at end of movie]

Arnold: Now you're looking on the bright side.

Gerald: Somebody has too.

Bridget: Who touched my button?

Arnold, Gerald: [smiling in a slightly perverse way] ME! ME!

Gerald: 997

Arnold: Uh-uh.

Gerald: 998

Arnold: Nope.

Gerald: 999

Gerald, Arnold: [Find drawer vault empty] Empty?

Arnold: Where's the document?

Scheck: Looking for something? Well, here you are back again. After I patiently explained that your mission is completely hopeless, it still is.Though I'm less incline to entertain you, after you broke into my building for the second time. Did you think you could get away this? There are cameras everywhere, I record everything that goes on day and night. Did you think I let you win? Let you save your little neighborhood? Don't you realize who I am? I am Lafosduair Deau Von Scheck. I can trace my ancestry back to the founding fathers. Do you know when we lost control of the city? When that ridiculous tomato incident took place in your pathetic little neighborhood. Tearing it down and putting my name up in its place, will be revenge of the sweetest kind.

Arnold: But the document, where's the document?

Scheck: Unfortunately, like your little plan, it's about to go up in smoke.

[Scheck burn the document in front of Arnold and Gerald]

Arnold: A winner is someone who doesn't knock me off my surfboard, and break it when I'm trying to get some big waves. Especially Tank, he's definitely not a winner.

Smudge: He's a dirty trash can full of poop.

[the kids are playing with Tank's trophy]

Tank Evans: No, no, NO! I'm telling my mom!

[one of the kids trip and the trophy breaks]

Arnold: Oops!

Tank Evans: Nooooo! Lia!

Lani Aliikai: Oh, crap!

[runs out to save drowning penguin]

Cody Maverick: Oh man, I'm in love.

Arnold: Help me, I'm drowning.

Chicken Joe: What are you standing here next to me for? You should go talk to her.

Cody Maverick: No way, man! I'm not gonna go talk to her.

Chicken Joe: Dude, she's totally into you! She called you crap!

Reggie Belafonte: Who wants to see the little guy take on the champion? Whoever rides the biggest wave wins.

Arnold: Little guys rule!

Arnold: [Lani saves him] Well, thanks again.

Lani Aliikai: Alright, well this is the third time you've been unconscious this week. I just don't think it's very good for your brain.

Arnold: I know.

[hugs Lani]

Lani Aliikai: I love my job. I have an amazing job. Just this week, with the contest coming up and all, it's a little crazy. You really have to be extra, extra attentive. And you have so many guys in the water and you can't miss a thing. But you know what, I have a perfect record. I've never lost anybody, Sure there have been close calls, but...

Arnold: Help!

Lani Aliikai: Oh, Arnold. I turn my back for one...

Brad Hamilton: Arnold, do you want to work at All-American Burger?

Arnold: Yeah, well, um...

Brad Hamilton: I can probably get you in there. Just let me talk to Dennis Taylor.

Arnold: They're eating her... and then they're going to eat me... OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

Arnold: [after his female companion sips the broth and starts immediately getting sick] What's wrong, what's wrong with her?

Creedence Leonore Gielgud: Quit worrying about her and drink your broth.

Arnold: [confronting a group of trolls chasing a girl] Let me give you some helpful advice, you... dwarves. Get out of here... or you will be in a lot of trouble.

[winks at girl]

Arnold: [Trolls look at each other in confusion]

Arnold: And remember...

Troll: Kill him!

[throws a spear at Arnold]

Arnold: Arrgghh! Arrgghh!

Creedence Leonore Gielgud: Helloooooooooooo!

[appears at the door, realising that Drew was trying to take Arnold, turned into a tree and glued to the pot, out of the mansion, grinning eerily, showing rotten teeth]

Arnold: Oh no!

Creedence Leonore Gielgud: [whacks Drew across the face, knocking him onto a bed unconscious] Thinking of leaving us... my little flower? Yooooooouuuu will be PUNISHED for THISSSSSSSSS!

[takes out chainsaw]

Kay: You have to stop yelling at me.

Arnold: [loudly] Who's yelling?

Arnold: I like ranch chips.

Arnold: I tell you one thing. We're going to Florida to see my mother next year for the full two weeks.You have forfeited your right to complain.

Dr. Feld: Kay and Arnold, I'm so glad you are here.

Arnold: Well, that makes one of us.

Dr. Feld: All right. This is good.

Arnold: Good for you. The more we tear each other apart, the more money we have to pay you to put it back together.

Arnold: If you want to go to intensive couples counselling all by yourself, I'll see you when you get back.

Arnold: Is there a building in this place that does *not* have shutters? The whole town looks like it was built by Hansel and Gretel.

Kay: Maybe he just wanted people to have to get away.

Arnold: Yeah, from what? Cellphone service?

Arnold: We're not in the same tax bracket as your other patients.

Arnold: Marriage!

Dr. Feld: What does that word mean to you?

Arnold: It means we have a marriage licence and I pay all the bills.

Arnold: How many lies have I told?

Georgia: Oh, please. You're a lawyer!

Arnold: [presenting a condom to a class] I found this on my parents' night table.

Arnold: Ma... I miss him.

Ma: Give yourself time, Arnold. It gets better... But, Arnold, it never goes away. You can work longer hours, adopt a son, fight with me, whatever... it'll still be there. But that's all right, it becomes a part of you, like learning to wear a ring or a pair of eyeglasses. You get used to it. And that's good. It's good, because it makes sure you don't forget. You don't want to forget him, do you?

Arnold: It's easier to love someone who's dead. They make so few mistakes.

Ed: Whoops.

Arnold: Whoops? Ed, did you say "whoops"? No, Ed. "Whoops" is when you fall down an elevator shaft. "Whoops" is when you skinny-dip in a school of piranha. "Whoops" is when you accidentally douche with Drano! No, Ed. This was no "whoops." This was an AAAAAAAAAAAAAHA-HA-HA-HA!

Arnold: There's one more thing you better understand. I have taught myself to sew, cook, fix plumbing, build furniture - I can even pat myself on the back when necessary - all so I don't have to ask anyone for anything. There's nothing I need from anyone except for love and respect and anyone who can't give me those two things has no place in my life.

Arnold: [to the unconscious Alan] If you have an I.Q. of over 30, then there is no God.

Arnold: Do you EVER think before you speak?

Alan: No. Why? Do you?

Arnold: Frequently. It helps to pass the time while you're speaking.

Ed: Care to talk about it?

Arnold: I am upset, I am uptight, I am up to my nipples in Southern Comfort, and you're trying to take advantage of me.

[He sprawls in Ed's lap]

Arnold: Fine!

Arnold: A ugly person who goes after a pretty person gets nothing but trouble. But a pretty person who goes after a ugly person gets at least cab fare.

Arnold: A thing of beauty is a joy 'till sunrise.

Alan: Why are all the mirrors covered?

Arnold: So we don't see the pain in our faces.

Alan: Why is everyone sitting on boxes?

Arnold: To make sure there's pain in our faces.

Ma: [in an undertone] You told me he was Jewish!

Arnold: Out-of-town Jewish.

Ed: I can't believe you're STILL mad.

Arnold: I ain't STILL mad... this here is BRAND NEW!

Ed: You know, I'm not sure the sex we had was always as good for me as it was for you. Sometimes it was a little wild, out of control.

Arnold: And that's... bad?

Ed: It's not what I want.

Arnold: Funny. It's what I pray for.

Alan: I have a question.

Arnold: The answer is yes.

Alan: You don't even know what I was going to ask.

Arnold: Whatever it is, the answer is yes. I'm too tired to argue.

Alan: ...Good. Because I love you, too.

Arnold: Let's get one thing straight first. A: I want children and B: if anyone asks: I'm the pretty one.

Arnold: [about his parents] It kills me to know that they look at me and all they can think is, "Where did we go wrong?"

Ma: Arnold, think about the boy. The way you live is bound to affect himmmmmm!

Arnold: Ma, David is gay!

Ma: He hasn't even been here a year!

Arnold: He came that way!

Ma: Nobody COMES that way!

Arnold: What an opening!

Bar Patron: Can I buy you a drink?

Arnold: Oh, fuck off!

Arnold: [later, after coming out of the back room] At least I don't have to cook him breakfast.

Arnold: [Ed's trying to make a case to get back together] Ed, do you remember why we broke up in the first place? Do you really think you can bring your friends here? Do you think you could introduce me to your parents as your lover, and David as our son? Ed, Angel, I just threw my mother, my mother! Out of the house, all she wanted was to not talk about it. Do you really think I'm gonna ask less from you?

Arnold: Try and imagine the world the other way around. Imagine every book, every magazine, every TV show, every movie was telling you you should be homosexual. You know you're not, but...

Ma: Stop already, you're talking crazy.

Arnold: You wanna know what's crazy? After all these years I'm still sitting here trying to justify my life. THIS is crazy!

Arnold: I don't want to hear what you have to say, because believe me, you don't want to hear what I have to say.

Ma: You haven't heard one word I've said!

Arnold: I KNOW YOU WOULD RATHER I WAS STRAIGHT, I'M NOT! Would you also rather I lie to you? My friend Ed, who'd never dream of telling his parents, instead he cut his parents out of his life. And they wonder 'why? Why is my child so distant?' Is that what you'd rather?

Ma: No. But it doesn't have to be on every conversation, either.

Arnold: You want to be a part of my life, I'm not editing out the things you don't like!

Arnold: I think my biggest problem is being young and beautiful. It's my biggest problem because I've never been young and beautiful. Oh, I've been beautiful, and God knows I've been young, but never the twain have met.

Arnold: I know you'll find this hard to comprehend, but I want more out of life than meeting a pretty face and sitting down on it.

Murray: Graphically put!

Bertha: Personally, I never enjoy sex with someone I know.

Arnold: Our Lady of High Standards!

Arnold: At 13 I knew everything. Senility set in sometime after that.

Ed: 'Casual'? We've known each other for nine years!

Arnold: Seven of which you spent with another woman.

Arnold: What am I gonna do... with the beer can?

Arnold: Isn't that a kick in the rubber parts?

Arnold: You can't expect me to sit around all the time waiting for you to call.

Ed: Oh, I never asked you to. I told you to go out, have a good time, meet other people.

Arnold: I can't. I'm not built that way.

Ed: Well, I'm just not ready to make that kind of commitment.

Arnold: I'm not asking you to. But if I have to accept you going out, then you have to accept that I'm not.

Murray: Now if only that idiot Ed will settle down.

Arnold: You must be begging for a slap, Ed's the last thing I need right now.

Arnold: Exactly my point. Ed is the last thing you need. You have everything else: looks, a career, money enough to keep your figure, and someone who depends on you. Now all you need is someone on whom you can depend.

Ed: Oh, you are really draggin' me over the coals!

Arnold: Well why should I be the only one around here with a barbecued ass?

Arnold: There's another group you need to watch your food stamps around: the hopeless. They break down into three major categories. Married, *just in for the weekend*, terminally straight. Those affairs are the worst! You go into a relationship with someone who's hopeless, knowing the limitations, and accepting them maturely. Then wham-bam you're burning black candles at midnight and writing letters to Dear Abby. And you ask yourself *what happened*?

Arnold: There's one more thing you better understand. I have taught myself to sew, cook, fix plumbing, build furniture - I can even pat myself on the back when necessary - all so I don't have to ask anyone for anything.

Arnold: Murray, you've got a rotten reputation. Even these guys weren't easy to grab. Why do you have to build your own personal blacklist? Why can't you just get blacklisted as a Communist like everybody else?

Arnold: Stay where you are. I'm aiming at your heart.

Jack Hart aka Quinn: You'll have to aim higher, brother, because muh heart is in muh mouth.

Arnold: [opening the door and finding Edwards eavesdropping] Edwards, if you prefer, I'll make stenographed notes of my phone conversations in the future. I'll save you the trouble of listening in.

Nurse Edwards: That won't be necessary. I do as I'm told.

Arnold: I'm sick of your spying. I've had it!

Nurse Edwards: You know where my orders come from.

Willis O'Brien: I heard that in California they're serving cheeseburgers and a soda in less than two minutes flat.

Arnold: Wow. That's fast food.