Army Sergeant Quotes in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)

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Army Sergeant Quotes:

  • [Noticing Dr. Evil's spaceship on radar]

    Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.

    Colonel: What is it, son?

    Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...

    Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.

    Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge...

    Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.

    Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?

    Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's...

    Army Sergeant: Privates. We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with...

    Baseball Umpire: Two balls.

    [looking up from game]

    Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous...

    Chinese Teacher: Wang. pay attention.

    Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying...

    Musician: Willie.

    Willie: Yeah?

    Musician: What's that?

    Willie: [squints] Well, that looks like a huge...

    Colonel: Johnson.

    Radar Operator: Yes, sir?

    Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.

  • Army Sergeant: Now you git to it or I'll be talking to the major. This is his personal, favorite shithouse, you understand?

  • Army Sergeant: Is there any reason you shouldn't be in this man's Army?

    Max: I'm a cross-dressing homosexual pacifist with a spot on my lung.

    Army Sergeant: As long as you don't have flat feet.

  • [first lines]

    Army Sergeant: Hiya Harry, what kept you?

    Harry Miller: Are you kidding? You know what you can do with this weather.

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