Armpit Quotes in Holes (2003)

Magnet: Hey. Maybe it'll rain for 40 days and 40 nights, like it did in the Bible.

Armpit: Yeah, maybe we'll have to build an arc.

Squid: We'll get two of every animal...

X-Ray: Yeah, two scorpions, two rattlesnakes, two yellow spotted lizards all that.

Mr. Pendanski: Good morning, Theodore!

Armpit: Man, it's Armpit! I don't know no fool named Theodore.

Mr. Pendanski: Well, I don't know no fool named Armpit.

[Hands him water]

Mr. Pendanski: Here's your water, who-ever-you-are.

Magnet: Maybe he found Zero. Maybe they're still alive.

X-Ray: Yeah, and maybe the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy are still alive.

Squid: Maybe my mom'll stop drinkin' and my dad'll come back.

Twitch: Man when Caveman stole that truck... oh...

Zig-Zag: That was awesome.

Armpit: Yeah, Caveman did have style.

Zero: Did they have red X's on them?

Squid: You got Zero to talk.

Armpit: Hey yo, what else can you do Zero?

[Zero looks at his food]

Stanley: Yeah. Yeah they did.

Zig-Zag: What color was it's blood?

Stanley: I-I don't know. I couldn't tell.

Zig-Zag: I wish I'd a seen it. Bam!

Magnet: If Mr. Sir didn't shoot it, Stanley, you'd be in the hole.

Zig-Zag: Don't you know each one's got exactly 11 spots?

Squid: Yeah, man, but if you ever get close enough to count 'em, you're dead.

Armpit: Look, it's the lizards we're workin' for, man. We build their houses for 'em. I mean, yesterday I saw 10 of 'em in one hole.

Squid: We ain't diggin' for no lizards

Armpit: What we diggin' for then man?

X-Ray: Like Mr. Sir said, we diggin' to build some character.

The Warden Walker: [while all the boys are digging out a deep trench, Armpit tries to dupe the Warden into thinking that he has found something which is obviously nothing more than a recently broken TV nob] Are you trying to be funny, or do you just think I'm stupid?

Armpit: No, ma'am. I wasn't trying to be funny.

The Warden Walker: Excuse me?

Mr. Sir: You know something, Armpit? Your little joke has just cost you a week of shower privileges.

Stanley: Man how did she know my name?

Zig-Zag: Oh, man, she's got the whole place wired. Oh yeah, she has these little cameras and microphones all over the place. In the tent, in the rec room, in the showers.

Stanley: They're not in the showers.

Squid: Oh don't listen to him. I read his file. It said he suffers from, um, oh. acute paranoia.

Magnet: So I guess that means she watches me everyday, huh.

Armpit: Man, he said cameras and microphones, not microscopes.

Mr. Pendanski: Here, Theodore.

Armpit: Man, the name is Armpit.

Armpit: Look at the little fishes... I mean cave pictures.

Mr. Pendanski: Stanley, if you've got any questions, just ask Theodore. Theodore will be your mentor. Got that, Theodore?

Armpit: Yeah, man. Whatever, dude.

Mr. Pendanski: I'm depending on you. It should be no labor to be nice to your neighbor.