Armando Quotes in Escape from the Planet of the Apes (1971)

[last lines]

Armando: [to baby Milo] Intelligent creature... but then, so was your mother.

[Armando steps away as baby Milo begins to plaintively repeat, 'Mama? Mama? Mama?']

Armando: You're asking me to risk imprisonment for the sake of two fugitive apes? The answer is: a thousand times, yes.

Armando: If it is man's destiny one day to be dominated, then oh please, God let him be dominated by such as you!

Fernando: So, what's going to happen to them?

Marcel: Don't worry. We're gonna find good homes for them. Now, go home to your mama.

Fernando: But I don't have a mama.

Marcel: Father?

Armando: Brother?

Tipa: Goldfish?

[Fernando shakes his head]

Tipa: Aw, can we keep him, boss?

Marcel: No!

[he shuts the door in Fernando's face]

Marcel: Nigel?

[Nigel flies over onto Marcel's shoulder]

Marcel: This bird is ten times smarter than the two of you combined.

Tipa: Yeah, well if he's so smart, then why don't you put him in charge?

Marcel: I am putting him in charge.

Armando: [to Tipa] Stop suggesting things!

Marcel: Go find them, Nigel.

[Nigel flies out of the window in search of Blu and Jewel]

Armando: Let him die. He's missing a hand anyway.

Miguel Ernesto: I still say you care more for the baby cow than for a woman.

Armando: Yes, it's true, Manuel, but only because I have not found the right woman.

Miguel Ernesto: You are so much like your mother. She had such a good heart, and I know your heart is in the right place, but like your mother, you are not smart. You have never been smart.

Armando: But I am smart father.

Miguel Ernesto: Yes, of course, Armando. But for my trouble, I need someone who is very smart. If you were truly smart, you would know that you are dumb. Look at your fat head.

Manuel: Perhaps she is lying. Bitches are liars.

Armando: It is true, bitches are liars, but Miss Lopez is no bitch.

Esteban: I like bitches.

Sonia: [resisting his kiss] Armando, I'm no good!

Armando: I am no better.

DEA Agent #2: Not all Americans are bad, Armando.

Armando: Not all Mexicans are drug dealers.

[last lines]

DEA Agent #2: Not all Americans are bad, Armando.

Armando: Not all Mexicans are drug dealers. Are you ready, Sonia?

Sonia: Yes. Let's go home.

DEA Agent #2: Bye.

DEA Agent #2: Bye.

DEA Agent #2: [as they ride off] Bye, bye. Take it easy...

White Tiger: [sitting on rock chuckling]

Armando: [singing] # Why does the turtle move so slow? #

Backing singers: [singing] # I don't know! #

[first lines]

Mike Windgren: Hold it down. Everyone's asleep. Siesta.

Armando: It's too early for siesta.

Armando: He fell from a cliff into the sea.

Gemma: There's no sea in Sarajevo.

Armando: Diego, You're a photographer?

Diego: Yeah. Yeah I'm a photographer.

Armando: Eh... you work in weddings, advertising?

Diego: Puddles, mostly.