Arlene Berquist Quotes in City Slickers (1991)

Arlene Berquist: Why is she telling you this... Phil?

Phil Berquist: Because... because I'm her boss! And... we... we have a health plan!

Arlene Berquist: You son of a bitch - you screwed this little girl in my father's store?

Phil Berquist: No... no! No!

Nancy: It was in his car! And I'm not a little girl; I'm twenty.

Arlene Berquist: Get out of this house, you little whore.

Phil Berquist: Hey! I will not permit you to talk to her that way.

Arlene Berquist: Fine. I'll tell my father what you did!

Phil Berquist: Don't you call Mister Levine! Hey! Give me that phone...

[struggles to take the phone from her]

Arlene Berquist: You're crazy!

Phil Berquist: That's right - not having sex for *twelve years* will do that to a person!

[she breaks the phone]

Arlene Berquist: I'll call from the bedroom.

Phil Berquist: The bedroom? How the hell would you know where the bedroom is?

Arlene Berquist: I'm calling...

Phil Berquist: Go ahead, call him - I'm sure he's home. It's his night to meet with the other escaped Nazis, isn't it?

Arlene Berquist: I hate you!

Phil Berquist: I hate you more; if hate were people, I'd be China!

Mitch Robbins: [awkward pause] Let's bring out the cake!