Arbie Quotes in Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead (2006)

[from trailer]

Arbie: They are very slowly approaching the entrance!

Micki: They'll break through faster than the five minutes it took me to turn Wendy into a full blown lesbian!

Arbie: Damn it! Well we need action before they turn the glass into lesbians!

Arbie: Carl Junior, it's me, Arbie. I know somewhere deep within the bowels of this creature you've become lives the soul of the beautiful racist, animal-fucking, inbred trailer-thrash I know and love.

Arbie: You just won the contest.

Chicken Denny: What contest?

Arbie: The wet t-shirt contest, motherfucker!

[opens fire]

Arbie: Say, where did you get this gun?

Mature Arbie: I've got a whole stash of them here. I keep them hidden here with the childrens' promotional items. I was going to be an alienated employee who kept to himself and then went on a murderous rampage this afternoon.

Arbie: [after seeing his exact same tattoo on Old Arbie and ominous lightning goes off] That's strange. Nobody said anything about thunderstorms in windowless basements.