Apple Quotes in Turbo Kid (2015)

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Apple Quotes:

  • Apple: This is my gnome stick.

  • Apple: Eyes, throat, genitals!

  • The Kid: How did you find me?

    Apple: Oh it's the bracelet.

    The Kid: Great... How do you get it off?

    Apple: Oh, you just don't.

  • The Kid: You want to see something cool?

    Apple: I always want to see something cool.

  • Apple: Feel the wrath of Mr. Gnome! Do you feel it? The wrath of Mr. Gnome!

  • Apple: You did good Turbo Kid. Now when you watch the sky at night, I'll be there.

  • Apple: My name's Apple!

    The Kid: Of course it is.

  • Apple: It's like a museum of coolness in here!

  • Apple: Ready to become a master of kicking ass?

  • Douche: You think I give a fuck about PB or J? Fuck this. I'm gonna kick your ass! How you like them apples?

    Apple: Who, us?

    Douche: No, not you.

  • Alex: [seeing all the food is alive] The food's fucking possessed!

    Sandwich: Oh, shit!

    [Alex takes a sandwich, angry and eats it]

    Toilet Paper: We're all gonna die!

    Tickilish Licorice: Oh, god! Oh...

    Male Shopper #2: IT'S DEVIL FOOD!

    [rips the Tickilish Licorice]

    Apple: OH, MY GOD!

    Mariachi Salsa: [runs away] The sausage - he was right! They're EVIL!

  • Apple: Mr. Kelly... May I call you "Preston"?

    Preston Kelly: No.

  • Apple: Can I show you something?

    Chet: You can. I mean, we're in a public facility, and that might be inappropriate because...

    Apple: On the bars, dimwit.

    Chet: Oh, right! Absolutely. Bars, love the bars. Which ones are the bars?

  • [first lines]

    Apple: He's got no stamina.

    [giggle]

    Apple: I love your nose.

    Carrie Ann: Oh, thanks. I wanted to get my nose done since I was ten. It wasn't as simple as I thought. The doctors found out that I didn't have any cartilage in the tip of my nose. So then he needs to do that. Um, my nose was too long, so, I needed to shorten it. And then it was too wide so I had to thin it. And, uh, it was just a lot more complicated than I thought. My nose was just an insane amount of money.

    [continues babbling]

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