Apple Quotes in Turbo Kid (2015)
Apple Quotes:
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Apple: This is my gnome stick.
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Apple: Eyes, throat, genitals!
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The Kid: How did you find me?
Apple: Oh it's the bracelet.
The Kid: Great... How do you get it off?
Apple: Oh, you just don't.
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The Kid: You want to see something cool?
Apple: I always want to see something cool.
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Apple: Feel the wrath of Mr. Gnome! Do you feel it? The wrath of Mr. Gnome!
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Apple: You did good Turbo Kid. Now when you watch the sky at night, I'll be there.
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Apple: My name's Apple!
The Kid: Of course it is.
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Apple: It's like a museum of coolness in here!
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Apple: Ready to become a master of kicking ass?
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Douche: You think I give a fuck about PB or J? Fuck this. I'm gonna kick your ass! How you like them apples?
Apple: Who, us?
Douche: No, not you.
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Alex: [seeing all the food is alive] The food's fucking possessed!
Sandwich: Oh, shit!
[Alex takes a sandwich, angry and eats it]
Toilet Paper: We're all gonna die!
Tickilish Licorice: Oh, god! Oh...
Male Shopper #2: IT'S DEVIL FOOD!
[rips the Tickilish Licorice]
Apple: OH, MY GOD!
Mariachi Salsa: [runs away] The sausage - he was right! They're EVIL!
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Apple: Mr. Kelly... May I call you "Preston"?
Preston Kelly: No.
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Apple: Can I show you something?
Chet: You can. I mean, we're in a public facility, and that might be inappropriate because...
Apple: On the bars, dimwit.
Chet: Oh, right! Absolutely. Bars, love the bars. Which ones are the bars?
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[first lines]
Apple: He's got no stamina.
[giggle]
Apple: I love your nose.
Carrie Ann: Oh, thanks. I wanted to get my nose done since I was ten. It wasn't as simple as I thought. The doctors found out that I didn't have any cartilage in the tip of my nose. So then he needs to do that. Um, my nose was too long, so, I needed to shorten it. And then it was too wide so I had to thin it. And, uh, it was just a lot more complicated than I thought. My nose was just an insane amount of money.
[continues babbling]
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