Appassionata Von Climax Quotes in Li'l Abner (1959)

Gen. Bullmoose: [talking about Appassionata von Climax] She works for me. She gets a salary, and she sort of lives in my house.

Li'l Abner Yokum: [to Appassionata von Climax] Really? Does that mean you gets bed and board, ma'm?

Appassionata Von Climax: Extremely!

Gen. Bullmoose: Appasionata, you should have been here an hour ago! Why are you so late?

Appassionata Von Climax: I had to make up.

Gen. Bullmoose: Your face?

Appassionata Von Climax: No, with the chauffeur... we had a fight!

Gen. Bullmoose: [to his cronies] Remind me to fire that chauffeur!