Apo Quotes in Samsara (2001)

Apo: [his last letter to Tashi] I realize now that my task is not over, and so I will be returning to Samsara. I know that we shall meet again. Perhaps when we do you will be able to tell me what is more important: satisfying one thousand desires or conquering just one.

Apo: Yavuz, so, end of the day, that woman gave it to your hand?

[everyone laughs]

Yavuz: Stop it!

Apo: What if she'd said, "Okay, my turn, bend over"?

Yavuz: I have hemorrhoids.