Annette Atkins Quotes in Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999)

Loretta: Can one of you boys give me a ride home?

Annette Atkins: Don't fall for it. She lives two trailers down.

Loretta: So? Be real easy.

Annette Atkins: [pushing her out the door] Go on home, Loretta. Come on. Go on, go on the party's over.

[Amber is being filmed in her bedroom in her trailer. Annette is heard coughing]

Amber Atkins: That's my mom.

Annette Atkins: [from outside] Hey, Amber, did ya get my smokes?

Amber Atkins: Oh, yah, I'll get 'em in a sec.

Annette Atkins: [walks in and sees the camera crew] Aw, shit.

Amber Atkins: Oh, they're from Los Angeles. They wanted to see my room and film me for their movie.

Annette Atkins: Yah, well, if they ask you to take your top off, get the money first.

[she leaves the room]

Annette Atkins: And go get my smokes!

Loretta: Say, you boys been to the Leemans'?

Annette Atkins: Shut it, Loretta.

Loretta: If ya have, you got all the pictures of the winner you need.

Annette Atkins: [giving her hair a yank] Shut up, Loretta.

Loretta: Let's just say who should win, who deserves to win, is Amber.

Annette Atkins: Who don't you just pin a big old target on your ass?

Loretta: She's the prettiest, ya know. Best damn tapper. The most smartest.

Annette Atkins: Most smartest? Oh, that's great, you're real educated. Most smartest! Get a picture of that, most smartest!

Loretta: Most smartest.

Annette Atkins: I wish my mom was here.

Loretta: You can wave Hi, Annette you hear that?

[Amber waves at the camera]

Amber Atkins: Hi, Monkey.

[Annette waves up to the TV]

Loretta: I got some

[she starts laughing]

Amber Atkins: [Annette laughs again and sticks her thumb up at the TV]

Annette Atkins: I shoved your tap shoes in my panties before I was blown out of the house. You go find the guy who cut 'em off.

Annette Atkins: I am reaching the point where I would kill someone for the nicotine under their fingernails.

Annette Atkins: [Annette thinks Amber is pregnant] Honey, honey, come talk to Mommy. I promise, whatever it is, I won't be mad.

Amber Atkins: Okay, I'm quitting the pageant.

Annette Atkins: [grabs Amber by the shirt and begins hitting her with a beer can] What?

[to the documentary crew]

Annette Atkins: Oh, could you excuse us for a moment? Loretta, take the guys outside, please. Now, sit your skinny little ass down!

Annette Atkins: [getting a shot] Ow! What did they have a sale on dull needles at K-Mart?

Candy Striper: I just need one more do-over.

Female Reporter #2: Amber, how do you feel?

Amber Atkins: Well, I feel like I need to take a shower.

[everyone laughs]

Female Reporter #2: Honey, is this the best day of your life?

Amber Atkins: Yeah... I wish my mom was here, though.

Loretta: You can wave hi, say hi to her!

Amber Atkins: Hi mom!

Loretta: Hey!

[they both wave to the camera]

Annette Atkins: [sitting in her hospital room] Hi, monkey!

Loretta: I got some!