Anne Martin Quotes in Slow Learners (2015)

Anne Martin: It's not like a spiritual kind of cleansing thing which is abstinence. It's more just like... oh gosh, it has, is it March already?

Anne Martin: Apparently, I'm clinically abstinent.

Jeff Lowry: Clinically abstinent?

Anne Martin: Yeah. It's a thing and I've got it.

Jeff Lowry: I've never heard anybody diagnosed with that.

Anne Martin: Hi!

Anne Martin: I hate calling other women bitches.

Julia: Yeah, it's not good.

Anne Martin: It's, it's like...

Julia: It's offensive and aggressive.

Anne Martin: It's anti-feminist, it's gender specific violence.

Julia: Yeah.

Anne Martin: And it's just... it's not for me.

Julia: So let's cut bitch out maybe.

Anne Martin: Alright, cock chugger.

Anne Martin: Oh! Principal Miller?

Principal Miller: Oh shit! You're not Enrique's wife.

Anne Martin: [nods her head] No.

[Principal Miller walks awkwardly to her car]

Anne Martin: I'm just gonna... pretend that didn't happen. Oh boy!

Anne Martin: Did you get a bike?

Jeff Lowry: Oh no. I thought it would look cool if I was standing in front of it.