Anita Olesky Quotes in Never Been Kissed (1999)

Josie Geller: The right guy, he's out there. I'm just not gonna go kiss a whole bunch of losers to get to him.

Anita Olesky: Yeah, but you know what? Sometimes kissing losers can be a really fun diversion.

Anita Olesky: Sex can be fun... when you're old enough, which none of you are. I should know. When you lose it to some guy named Junior with bad breath in the back of a van at a Guns N' Roses concert, you're gonna wish you had listened to your mother when she said, "They're not gonna want to buy the whole friggin' ice cream truck when you're handing out the popsicles for free!"

[giggles and sighs]

Anita Olesky: ...So, any questions?

[every hand goes up]

Anita Olesky: [Anita runs into Josie's office and knocks down a diploma on the wall] Guess who I did it with last night?

Josie Geller: Roger from Op/Ed?

Anita Olesky: Aww... Who told you?

Josie Geller: You did. You said, and I quote "Tonight I have a date with Roger from Op/Ed, and I'm gonna do it with him."

Sam: [Sees Anita outside the class room] Hi... are you here for the Sex Talk?

Anita Olesky: Ooo... I like a man who gets right to the point!

Sam: Are you Pam?

Anita Olesky: ...If you say so!

Sam: [Sam leads Anita into the room] Ok Class, this is Pam, she is going to lead us today in our Sex Talk.

Anita Olesky: I what! No, I what! H-Hi I'm P-Pam. Sex. Yes well Sex. What do you say about sex really. You like a guy... you do it with him... sometimes he calls, sometimes he doesn't

[she laughs]

Anita Olesky: Oooo.