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  • [Toad enters Rat and Mole's house and faints]

    Mole: Why... it's a poor old lady. Let's move her over by the fire.

    [They move Toad, then his chain ball lands on Rat's foot]

    Rat: Oww! Toad! What are you doing here?

    Mr. Toad: Well, I just, um... sort of...

    Mole: Well, this is a merry Christmas... but aren't you afraid of the police?

    Mr. Toad: Afraid of the police?


    Mr. Toad: I, Toad, afraid of the police?

    [he laughs some more, then a loud knock and yelling comes from the door]

    Angus MacBadger: [from behind the door] OPEN UP! OPEN UP, I SAY!

    Mr. Toad: [mortified] THE POLICE!

  • [while trying to get Toad Hall in order, MacBadger gets interrupted by two knocks on the door, the second one, thankfully, from Rat and Mole]

    Angus MacBadger: Oh, it's you, Rat. And Mole, too. Thank goodness, lads. You've come at last.

    [they go into Toad Hall]

    Narrator: Poor MacBadger, he'd reach the end of his rope, or as he said himself...

    Angus MacBadger: I'm feelin' like a nervous wreck.

    Rat: I say, MacBadger, what seems to be the trouble?

    Angus MacBadger: [upset] Something's got to be done about Toad! This time, he is goin' too far!

    Mole: But he promised us.

    Angus MacBadger: Promises? Ha! What good are his promises when these wild manias take him? Now look, you're his dearest friends, are you not?

    Rat: Yes.

    Mole: Very dear friends.

    Angus MacBadger: Then, lads, you've got to find Toad and stop him.

    Rat: What's he doing?

    Angus MacBadger: He's got a new mania. He's rampagin' about the county in a canary yellow gypsy cart with a horse named Cyril.

  • Angus MacBadger: [whispering] Careful, lads. There's a guard.

    [Toad whips out a rifle]

    Mr. Toad: [shouts] I'll pop him off!

  • Prosecutor: As trustee of the Toad estate, were you aware of the defendant's mania for motorcars?

    Angus MacBadger: Well, I...

    Prosecutor: And that, due to his reckless behavior, you had cut off his allowance?

    Angus MacBadger: Well, I...

    Prosecutor: And that he was, to the best of your knowledge, without funds?

    Angus MacBadger: Well, I...

    Prosecutor: That is all! Thank you.

  • Angus MacBadger: Aye, lads, I've just made a very important discovery.

    [as he speaks, we cut to Toad Hall, where Winky and the weasels are living now]

    Angus MacBadger: Toad Hall is ablaze with lights. And in possession, a pack of weasels. And the leader of the gang is none other than Mister...

    Weasels: Winky!

    [Winky shows he has the deed to Toad Hall]

    Weasels: Hip hip hooray!

    [end of flashback]

    Angus MacBadger: And so you see, he DID trade Toad Hall for the motorcar.

    Rat: Then, Toad was innocent all the time.

    Angus MacBadger: Aye, lads, and if only he were here right now...

    [Toad, who was clinging to the top of the Christmas tree, suddenly falls into MacBadger's arms]

    Angus MacBadger: Toad!

    Mr. Toad: [happily] Angus!

    Rat: Sorry, Toad. I misjudged you.

    Mole: I hope, someday, you'll find it in your heart...

    Mr. Toad: Tut, tut. Not another word. To err is human to forgive...

    Angus MacBadger: [dropping Toad on the ground] Thaddeus, not so fast! You're still guilty in the eyes of the law. To prove your innocence, we've got to get that paper away from Winky! Now, I have a plan. We'll sneak in through the secret tunnel...

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