Angie Ostrowiski Quotes in Baby Mama (2008)


Angie Ostrowiski Quotes:

  • Kate Holbrook: Did you just stick your gum under my coffee table?

    Angie Ostrowiski: [nervous] I don't know.

    Kate Holbrook: What do you mean, you don't know? You think you're at an Arby's right now?

    Angie Ostrowiski: You know what? I wish I was at an Arby's 'cause there's better food and cooler people there!

    Kate Holbrook: [looks under the coffee table] Did you stick *all* this gum under here?

    Angie Ostrowiski: I don't know! Maybe you stuck some of it under there.

    Kate Holbrook: Yeah, actually, you might be right. 'Cause sometimes, when I work a really long day, I like to come home and chew a huge wad of Bubblicious gum and stick it under my reclaimed barnwood coffee table!

    Angie Ostrowiski: Bitch, I don't know your life!

  • Carl: I want you back. I haven't had sex in 2 weeks.

    Angie Ostrowiski: I've been gone for a month.

  • Kate Holbrook: Your water broke!

    [Angie looks at her cup, confused]

    Kate Holbrook: No, your water! Come on, I'll drive you to the hospital!

    Angie Ostrowiski: [looking back at the sidewalk] Should we clean that up?

  • Kate Holbrook: I overreacted earlier. I'm sorry...

    [Kate exits]

    Angie Ostrowiski: I'm sorry I farted into your purse...

  • Carl: My first thought about Angie carrying someone else's baby? I thought... My wife is gonna have sex with somebody else's husband to do this?...

    Angie Ostrowiski: Out of the question...

    Carl: that's gonna cost extr - out of the question, right. Out of the question.

  • Chaffee Bicknell: Yes, I'm expecting again.

    Angie Ostrowiski: [to Kate] Expecting what? A Social Security check?

    Kate Holbrook: I know; it's gross!

  • Angie Ostrowiski: [as she enters the hospital, about to go into labor] It feels like I'm shitting a knife!

  • Angie Ostrowiski: Can I just spray a little PAM down there right before the baby comes out?

  • Kate Holbrook: So... How long have you two been together?

    Angie Ostrowiski: We met the summer after I discontinued high school, and we've been together ever since.

    Angie Ostrowiski: He never officially asked me to be his wife but he never asked me to not be his wife either, so things are going pretty good.

  • Kate Holbrook: I hope you don't mind; I bought you some organic food. I thought you might want to start eating healthier food.

    Angie Ostrowiski: Eh. That crap is for rich people who hate themselves.

  • Angie Ostrowiski: [to Kate] There's something wrong with your toilet.

  • Birthing Teacher: Welcome to the birthing center. In this birthing class we are going to help you new mommies and daddies, and our mommies and mommies, lesbian lovers...

    Kate HolbrookAngie Ostrowiski: No.

    Birthing Teacher: prepare for that marathon of labor. Quick question before we start, how many of you are planning on doing natural child birth?

    [everyone raises hand except Angie and Kate]

    Birthing Teacher: That's a good show of hands! That's so great, you're all so brave! And how many of you are planning on using toxic western medications to drug your baby for your own selfish comfort, anyone?

    Angie Ostrowiski: [raises hands] OOH OOOOOH!

  • Angie Ostrowiski: [about Kate's ex-boyfriend's car] You know what we should do?

    Kate Holbrook: What?

    [Angie throws a trash can on Kate's ex-boyfriend's car]

    Kate Holbrook: I was gonna say leave a funny note!

  • Judge: [to Angie while she's yelling and standing to prove a point] Excuse me Miss, but would you *please* sit down!

    Angie Ostrowiski: No! Freedom of speech, it's in the thing!

  • Angie Ostrowiski: You people and your space age cars.

  • Angie Ostrowiski: [Kate is vogueing on the dance floor] Stop framing your face!

    Kate Holbrook: I think it's good!

    Angie Ostrowiski: It's not.

  • Angie Ostrowiski: Is that what you're wearing?

    Kate Holbrook: We *are* going to a nightclub.

  • Angie Ostrowiski: Your stupid space car locked me in!

  • Angie Ostrowiski: You went out with him?

    Kate Holbrook: I did.

    Angie Ostrowiski: Why?

    Kate Holbrook: Oh, he's beautiful.

    Angie Ostrowiski: Where?

  • Angie Ostrowiski: I want a common law divorce.

  • Kate Holbrook: [about being a surrogate] Have you done this before?

    Angie Ostrowiski: No, but I know I'm good at getting pregnant.

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