Angie Anderson Quotes in Pineapple Express (2008)
Angie Anderson Quotes:
Angie Anderson: Fuck you, Dale. I lost my virginity when I was fourteen, okay? How many women have you even slept with?
Dale Denton: Like two and a half.
Angie Anderson: Two and a half? What is a half, your hand? That doesn't count!
Clark: Dude, I wanted to tell you. You were hilarious today in Drama Class.
Angie Anderson: Seriously, your Jeff Goldblum impression made me piss my pants.
Clark: Oh, I wish.
[Angie says that she wants to marry Dale]
Dale Denton: Uh, I'm looking for someone more mature.
Angie Anderson: *Mature?* I lost my virginity when I was fourteen; how many women have *you* slept with?
Dale Denton: Um, two and a half.
Angie Anderson: *A half?* What's *a half,* your hand?
Robert: [at dinner] What the hell happened to you?
Dale Denton: Nothing, I'm supposed to be here right now, so I'm here!
Robert: You're all dirty and bleeding.
Dale Denton: No I'm not, I'm here for dinner.
Shannon: You have scratches on your forehead...
Robert: Dude, you smell like shit.
Angie Anderson: Dale, what happened to you?
Dale Denton: I was in the woods!
Shannon: In the woods?
Dale Denton: Yeah, isn't that weird? I was... I was in the woods!
Shannon: What were you doing in the woods?
Dale Denton: I bird... watch... I don't. No, I don't. Look, I'm gonna come clean. I witnessed a murder. Ok? I saw someone murder... someone else.
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