Angie Quotes in Gamer (2009)

Angie: Rick Rape, right? I thought you weren't allowed to come here anymore.

[Rick Rape laughs maniacally]

Rick Rape: [calmly] That was last month. I was a bad boy.

[stretches latex pants]

Angie: [admiring a vial of Nuke] Made in America.

Cain: Yeah, we're gonna make that mean something again.

Angie: You said you were just gonna scare him!

Cain: Doesn't he look scared?

[RoboCop 2, finding Angie, presents its screen to reveal the face of Cain]

Angie: [tries to smile] Cain. Oh, wow.

[RoboCop 2 growls]

Angie: You look great.

[RoboCop 2 presents its arm to Angie]

Angie: [slowly caressing it] Oh... Ooo... It'll take some getting used to, but... it'll be great, Cain.

[Cain's face suddenly disappears and RoboCop 2 kills Angie]

Joey Cassidy: [sees her dressing] Angie, Angie, Angie.

Angie: What?

Joey Cassidy: You're moving artwork, girl.

Angie: You don't want to know everything. No one does. Boyfriends? Girfriends? Best sex of my life?

Joey Cassidy: Well, obviously.

[points at self]

Nick Cassidy: First, cut the red wire.

Angie: Red wire? They're all red wires!

Joey Cassidy: Babe, pick the reddest one.

[Gil shows up to his appointment while leaving his son at the ball game alone, only to find out the owner had left]

Angie: [Gil looks at her in silence] Um, but he did leave you this note.

Angie: [Gil opens the note] He didn't draw a smiley face, did he?

Gil Renard: What?

Angie: [Angie chuckles] The previous assistant got him in the habit of drawing this little smiley face instead of 'sincerely,' and I keep telling him it's not always appropriate.

Gil Renard: No.

Gil Renard: [Gil slams the note back on her desk] It's perfectly appropriate!

Nick Lang: When are you going to get me something with a little relevance, a little social conscience, something that doesn't have a goddamn Roman numeral in the title? You ever hear of "Hamlet III," "Midsummer Night's IV"?

Angie: They made "Henry V"! It won awards for that little Scottish guy!

Angie: Surgery by surgery brotha. Getting more machine than human. How you feel about that?

Alex: I didn't have any choice.

Angie: Sad, yeah?

Alex: At least I'm still alive.

Angie: Won't make any difference you no care brotha.

Angie: You know, maybe you're one smart cop. Maybe too smart for cop brotha. Maybe, just maybe, you're one sharp motherfucker.

Alex: That's a lot of maybes.

Tarzan: Two people are dead here. Is this a joke to you?

Angie: We all die sooner or later. It's not a joke, but it's nothing to cry about.

Angie: [after watching a lion kill its prey] How cruel.

Tarzan: He killed for food. Only man kills for its own sake.

Angie: [teasing] Professor Lovecraft...

Oscar: Remember what Angie said. Remember what Angie said. What did Angie say?

Angie: [in Oscar's mind] Dreams can start out small. You just gotta... bet it all. Bet it all!

[Angie becomes unbelievably and understandably jealous after seeing Oscar and Lola kiss on television]

Angie: Just tell me, Oscar, because I'm curious - why do you think she's interested, huh? Do you think, for one minute, that she would even be WITH you if you weren't the rich and famous Shark Slayer?

Lenny: [trying to intervene] Awww, you guys, please don't fight...

Angie: Are you that blind?

Oscar: At least she treats me like I'm somebody!

Angie: Yeah, well would she love you if you were nobody?

Oscar: NOBODY loved me when I was nobody!

Angie: I DID!

Oscar: Big shark comes at me. Seventy-five, hundred feet long, with razor-sharp teeth. I say to him, "You coming at me like that? You come at the O like that?"

Angie: Hey, do the muscle thing! The muscle thing!

Oscar: Oh, right. So I say, "You see this guy?"

[points at right bicep]

Oscar: "Well, he has a brother who lives right over here."

[points at left bicep]

Oscar: "And I think it's time for a little..."

Oscar, Angie: Family reunion!

Oscar: All right, I totally betrayed you, but before we work this out I got a small thing to take care of...

Angie: Oh, yeah? What's that?

Oscar: SHARKS... ARE COMING... TO GET ME!

Angie: And they should! What did you expect? You just take credit for killing a shark and then everything would be fine and dandy for the rest of your life?

Oscar: Uh... yeah. But don't worry. Me and Lenny, we're gonna take care of this...

Lenny: Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's with the "we"? I don't want any part of this?

Oscar: Hey, too late now, Veggie Boy, they'll be looking for you too!

Lenny: Point taken. What's the plan?

Angie: Sometimes, I wanna take your big, dumb, dummy head, and just... nyhhhh!

[makes pounding motions]

Angie: Okay, somebody needs to get me out of the bubble. TODAY.

Oscar: I'm a nobody - I want some of that!

Angie: [mischievously] Mrs. Sanchez?

Oscar: What? Ewww, no!

Angie: [about Lenny] What were you THINKING, bringing him here?

Oscar: Well... I'm still working out the kinks...

Angie: Kinks? You LIED! Everybody thinks you "slayed the shark!"

Oscar: Well, who am I to tell them that they're wrong?

Oscar: How could you lie to me, Oscar? ME?

Oscar: Don't take it personal, Angie! Come on, I lied to EVERYBODY!

Angie: You're going way too far, Oscar!

Lenny: Actually, he hasn't gone far enough...

Oscar: Exactly!... what?

Angie: You don't have to live at the top of the reef to be somebody.

Angie: Sock it to me!

Teddy: Sock it to you?

Angie: Root me stupid! Fuck me dry!

Teddy: Root you stupid! Fuck you dry!

Truck Driver: Arggh, give her the pork sauce!

Angie: Fuck me dead, what's that when it's at home?

Teddy: Stuff.

Angie: Yeah? I know what me Daddy-O would say, I can just hear him, All we get in Woop Woop is that Rogersan

Teddy: Who?

Angie: Rogersan, y'know Rogersan Hammerstein?

[Angie comes home to find Ida praying]

Angie: Hey, I thought you'd be sleepin'. Hey, Ida, what are you doin' up?

Ida: Praying for the dead.

Angie: Who died?

Ida: Someone close...

Angie: Anyone I know?

Ida: YOU die!

[knocks him out with a frying pan]

Ida: Twenty three years of suffering! So go marry an Italian. Stays out all night with some dumb whore. Catholics don't get divorced! Big deal. I died the day I married a goy! Now it's your turn Angie! Roast in Hell!

[starts shoving his head into the oven]

Ida: I got one left over!

[shoves him inside and turns on the gas]

Ida: Go meet your marries and Josephs!

[after escaping Ida's oven]

Angie: Your mother is a goddamn crazy bitch, Michael!

[Ida throws a meat cleaver from O.S. that hits between Angie's legs]

Angie: Mother of God-!

[looks down his pants]

Angie: Thank God she needs glasses!

Angie: [referring to Carole] What'd your Jewish momma do now, hire a cleaning lady?

Michael: Pop, this is my girlfriend.

Angie: Get that nigger out of my house!

Angie: Is that the Godfather?

Mobster: Yeah, he wants to watch personally. You see, the olive oil those strikers ain't movin' comes from the Godfather's own factory.

Angie: Jesus Christ!

Mobster: What's that?

Angie: Blacks. That's my ace in the hole. Blacks! They work for me. Like dogs they work. Those bastards don't want to load the Father's oil, I'm gonna bring in my blacks to move it. Blacks man, blacks! Pretty sharp, huh?

[gets up to address the strikers as a tarantella underscore plays]

Angie: Everyone goes back to work today! Right? This is Angelo Corleone talkin'! We don't recognize unions on this dock! All we recognize is men who wanna work! There's the boxes to load, there's the pavement, there's the ship. There's no union here! We don't need no commies and Jews here. So let's go, huh? What do you say men?

Men: [in rythm with the underscore] Fuck you!

[the Godfather's car drives off]

Angie: What happened? Why'd the Godfather leave?

Mobster: The Godfather's very strict about this. He don't want no niggers touching his olive oil. You shoulda known that.

Angie: [visiting the Godfather] I have a problem that I need your help in. I need your help this time! I want to put out a contract on my sons' life because he is living in disrespect with a COLORED GIRL!

[Italian]

The Godfather: That is-a personal. Not-a business. That is-a personal. Idiota! Imbecile!

[slaps Angie]

Angie: [Italian]

The Godfather: Fungula!

[Fuck you]

Ollie: Good evening, Godfather. I thought you should know - I just saw those niggers load your olive oil. You know, Angie's niggers.

Ruth: Patient died today. I was in the room.

Angie: Oh. She was special, huh?

Ruth: No. She sucked. Oh, yeah. She was a real shithead. But it doesn't matter. They'll roll her out... and she'll become smoke. Just... carbon. My grandma Sally, that was her silver that they stole, you know?

Angie: Yeah.

Ruth: She literally breathed life into people who'd been exploded. She was a war nurse.

Angie: Yeah, I remember.

Ruth: Spent her retirement bringing dinner to folks with cancer. And then she had a stroke... and she was just... just carbon too. And now I'm the only one who remembers any of that, and pretty soon... I'll just be carbon. So none of it matters.

Angie: Just be gentle with yourself, all right? You got all the time in the world.

Ruth: I don't know what that means.

Angie: Yeah, it's just something people say.

Angie: Now I'm not one to engage in petty arguments.

Dante: That's pretty much all you do...

[Lucas and Ben stand up to Bruno in the theater lobby]

Cappie: Hey, what's going on?

Bruno: Hey, this kid is mouthing off to me.

Cappie: Come on, let's go.

Bruno: Hey, wait a second.

Cappie: Hey, what's the point?

Bruno: Hey, I'm kidding around, and this fat little marshmallow opens his mouth to me.

Cappie: Don't worry about it. Let's go see a movie.

Bruno: You better watch your mouth fat boy.

[grabs Lucas by the neck]

Bruno: Learn to be like Lucas here, he's smart, not like you.

Ben: He's scared, not like me.

Bruno: Oh, yeah?

Ben: Yeah.

Bruno: You know, you're asking for it.

Lucas: Well, so are you!

Bruno: What'd you say?

Lucas: You heard me.

Bruno: You know, maybe you boys would like to step outside.

Angie: Bruno, let's go.

Bruno: No, I think I have to settle this.

Angie: Well, I came to see a movie.

Cappie: So did I.

Lucas: [Lucas gets in Bruno's face] Yeah, but not King Kong.

Cappie: Come on, settle down.

Angie: No fights, I mean it.

Cappie: I'd listen to the lady.

Mr. Ford: [trying to wake his daughter up with a soft voice] Angie, Angie, it's time to wake up. It's your last day in middle school. You know what your counselor said, you won't be able to finish junior high school if you miss one more half day. Little Angie.

Angie: [opens eyes] Get the *fuck* out of here!

Angie: Excuse me, can you knock?

Julia Ford: Excuse me, can you suck my ass?

Angie: Do you call everybody Charlie?

Steve: Only the people I like.

Flo Banks: Listen, "God" sent for your father.

Darlene Banks: [wails, horrified, thinking Tony has died] Nooooo!

Angie: [a little annoyed] Not THAT God, dope.

Angie: You're bendin' the velvet!

Darlene Banks: I'm sorry if I spoiled anything.

Angie: Nah. She was just trying to sell me a set of encyclopedias.

Angie: So this is Tony's girl, huh? Little Kiss-Kiss herself.

Darlene Banks: What do you mean?

Angie: You and that Commanche looked like you were never coming up for air.

Angie: We passed in the night. Last night. I can still close my eyes and see you.

Darlene Banks: Where do you get your dialogue from, old Valentines?

Darlene Banks: Where is my father? Do you know?

Angie: Baby, I know so much it's painful.

Angie: Are you here, sweetheart? Open the door and be glad, baby.

Angie: You're bendin' the velvet.

Flo Banks: You're cute.

Angie: I know.

Flo Banks: You know what, I bet you're a good dancer.

Angie: I'm a good everything.

Flo Banks: Prove it.

Angie: Leo, you are a strawberry blond. You can't go out with an ash blonde. It's not right!

Angie: Oh, Leo, relax. You're quite right to choose men: women are complicated. I mean, men are kind of pathetic, but at least you know where you are.

Darren: Something terrible has happened and I need your support.

Angie: Not now Darren, I'm making lasagna.

Angie: Are you lonely or horny?

Noel: I'm Irish. Which is the equivalent of saying that I'm lonely and horny.

Angie: We are all broken. Those of us who are less broken need to help those who are more broken.

Sergeant Prendergast: What did this guy look like?

Angie: I don't know, he looked like you except he was taller and he had hair.

Det. Jones: [sarcastically] Good description, Angie.

[Angela and Nick surprise Libby with a rental boat for the weekend]

Angie: Now, Libby, what is your favorite thing?

Nick Parsons: Me?

Libby Parsons: Not even close.

Nick Parsons: [Nick makes a frown] All right, open.

Nick Parsons: [Libby opens her eyes to see a sail boat on the water] I heard Sean Gittman was thinking of selling. So I made him an offer, and he agreed to let us take her out for the weekend. And if you like it, it's yours.

Libby Parsons: If I like it?

[Libby chuckles]

Bo Richards: Excuse me, where's the action around here?

Angie: Action? There is no action around here, this is L.A.

Angie: Listen, Roy. There's a lot of tension in the air right now. Mercury's in retrograde. Venus is opposing Saturn. The moon's in Scorpio.

Roy Alston: What has that to do with my car?

Angie: Well, if you know your place in the cosmos, the world is beautiful. Just think to yourself, the world is beautiful.

Roy Alston: Fuck the world!

Roy Alston: This stuff is all bullshit!

Angie: You know, you have very negative energy. It's going to prevent you getting anywhere in this life.

Beatrice: Angie, can I leave early on Friday?

Angie: Why?

Beatrice: I'm going to Paris. With my boyfriend.

Angie: It will rain.

[Angie, a young woman approaches Rocky at the bar]

Angie: Yo! Yo, is that you? Is that really you?

Rocky Balboa: How you doin'?

Marie: [to Angie] I think he wants to drink alone.

Angie: [turning "Street Gangsta"] Well, then give him his drink then. I ain't stoppin' you. What's that, your man or somthin'? No, I don't think so!

[turns back to Rocky]

Angie: Anyway, me and my friends, we're right down there. You think - You think you can buy us a round? Come on, you got the money. Just one round.

Rocky Balboa: Hey, uh...

[pushes Angie hand down]

Rocky Balboa: Thank you.

Angie: What are y - What are you doin' pushin' my hand away like that?

Rocky Balboa: What's your name?

Angie: Angie. What do you wanna know for?

Rocky Balboa: Angie, don't be playin' a fool for that guy, all right?

Angie: [turning cross] A fool?

Rocky Balboa: Yeah.

Angie: [angry] A fool? I'm the fool? You're the fool, not me! You got it twisted. You're the fool. I'm a person, just like you. You ain't no better than me. You think you're a big shot? You ain't nothin! You ain't no better that me! NO better!

Einar Gilkyson: What happened to the lion?

Angie: He died.

Einar Gilkyson: Lucky lion.

Angie: What do you wanna do tonight?

Marty Pilletti: I dunno, Angie. What do you wanna do?

Angie: Have you heard the word of God? It's the greatest gift of all time. You have to trust completely in God. He'll forgive you of all your sins.

Sharon: Who forgives God?

[Locked in the bedroom with Angie]

Rabbit: This isn't about sex.

Angie: Then - then, what is it about?

Rabbit: I guess it is about sex, if sex involves killing.

Angie: [starts crying] Oh, shit!

Rabbit: But, I haven't done either.

Angie: Have you ever touched a girl?

Rabbit: [Shakes Head]

Angie: You can touch me, Rabbit. You can touch me however you want. I can show you - I can show you how my body works.

Rabbit: I already know how your body works.

[after Rabbit stabs Angie]

Rabbit: I know - I know it hurts real bad, but you just gotta stay quiet, okay?

Angie: You stabbed me.

Rabbit: I had to or he would have.

[Rabbit takes off his shirt and places it over the wound]

Rabbit: I tried to miss the vital organs. I think I did okay.

Angie: How do you know? Look at me!

Rabbit: I told you. I know how your body works.

Angie: [holds up a Kodak Instamatic] I thought you said we were just gonna take pictures, Mark!

Mark: ...I LIED.

[starts smashing the flasks and test tubes, making a mess of the whole room]

Angie: Oh, when will this ever be over, Vick? When can we ever go back to just being people again?

[last lines]

Philip Vickers: Well, thanks for the ride, Treherne.

Angie: Goodbye.

Philip Vickers: Goodbye.

Insp. Treherne: Goodbye.