Angelo Quotes in Scarface (1932)

[Angelo is answering the phone for Tony]

Tony Camonte: Hey, hey. Get a name. Get a name.

Angelo: [speaking into telephone] What's your name? No, no, I no wanna know what's your brother's name, I wanna know what's your name.

[angrily]

Angelo: Oh, you do, huh? Listen, I come on over there, I smack you right in the teeth! I get you, you brother...

Tony Camonte: Hey! What's the matter? That's no way to talk. Talk nice. Tell him to state his business.

Angelo: Go state your business!

[hangs up phone]

Angelo: [phones rings again; Angelo picks up the receiver] This is Mr. Camonte's sec...

[person on the other end interrupts]

Angelo: Oh, no. Please, you're wrong. I no hang up on you. I thought you was through.

[person on the other end responds]

Angelo: I told you before. You have to write a letter. You have to make...

[person on the other end is implied to be ranting at Angelo]

Angelo: Oh, you do, huh?

[Angelo begins losing his temper]

Angelo: Let me tell you...

[person on the other line continues ranting]

Angelo: [Angelo becomes infuriated; He drops the receiver and aims his gun at phone] Aw, shut up, you! You, fuck off - -...

Tony Camonte: [Tony intervenes] Hey, what's the matter with you? You crazy?

Amafi: For the benefit of the others, an example has to be made. Kill him.

Angelo: What about his father? He's got a lot of clout.

Amafi: He can't throw a spear all the way from New York, now, can he? Angelo, I said kill him.

Angelo: So who's your client, Mr. Detective-to-the-Stars? Chilly Willy? Or Screwy Squirrel?

Dolores: What'll it be?

Angelo: I'll have a beer, doll. So what happened, huh? Somebody kidnapped Dinky Doodle?

Dolores: Cut it out, Angelo.

Angelo: No, wait a minute, wait a minute, I've got it. You're working for Little Bo Peep. She's lost her sheep, and you're gonna help her find them, huh?

[Angelo laughs. Eddie kicks Angelo's seat out from under him and grabs him by the neck]

Eddie Valiant: Get this straight, meatball. I... don't... work... for toons.

[Eddie stuff a hard-boiled egg in Angelo's mouth and storms off]

Angelo: [spits out the egg] So, what's his problem?

Dolores: A toon killed his brother

Angelo: What?

Dolores: Dropped a piano on his head.

Angelo: Hey, I seen a rabbit.

[Roger gasps]

Eddie Valiant: Ya see?

Judge Doom: Where?

Angelo: He's right here in the bar.

[puts his arm around Harvey the Invisible Rabbit]

Angelo: Say hello... Harvey.

[the whole bar erupts in laughter]

Roger Rabbit: I told you so.

[Judge Doom posts a $10,000 reward for Roger's capture]

Angelo: [whistles, then] Hey! I seen a rabbit.

Judge Doom: Where?

[in the secret room, Eddie turns to Roger]

Eddie Valiant: See?

Judge Doom: *Where*?

Angelo: He's right here in the bar.

[Angelo turns and puts his arm around the empty space above the bar stool next to him]

Angelo: Well, say hello... Harvey.

[the bar erupts into laughter]

Roger Rabbit: [smirks at Eddie] I told ya so.

Angelo: Cholera avoids me like the plague.

Angelo: Mother, you always wanted me to be more reckless. Today, you would have been proud of me.

Angelo: My mother is a duchess who talks only of revolution.

Dominic: The package! What happened to the package!

Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins: Don't worry about the package. I didn't lose it.

Angelo: Run!

Dominic: Run!

Angelo: Run!

Dominic: Take this package, get on the subway, get off at Borough Hall.

Angelo: Now, you'll see a heavy woman dressed just like you. Blonde wig, red hat, sunglasses.

Dominic: She'll be carrying a yellow shopping bag.

Angelo: You drop the package into her shopping bag.

Dominic: And she'll take it to the people we're doing business with.

Angelo: Lady, it's a very expensive package. Don't make a mistake.

Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins: Borough Hall. Heavy woman. Red hat. Blonde wig. Sunglasses. Yellow shopping bag. Don't make a mistake.

Aunt Voula: He's your partner? Or your partner?

Angelo: He's both.

Nick Portokalos: Listen, you know. I really think you should say: eho tria orchidea. It means: everyone, let's come in the house. I think everybody will really like it.

Ian Miller: [mispronouncing] Eho tria orchidea?

Nick Portokalos: Yeah! That's good! Very good! You got it!

Ian Miller: I'm not falling for that again, Nick.

Nick Portokalos: What?

Ian Miller: Yeah, what. Angelo? How do you say: everyone, let's go into the house?

Angelo: Eho tria orchidea!

Nick Portokalos: Hum?

Ian Miller: Everyone: eho tria orchidea!

[in Greek: "I have three testicles!" - everybody laughs and Taki looks at Ian's crotch, surprised]

Angelo: Hey Ian, we're gonna kill ya! Opa!

Aunt Voula: Nikki, how come you no come to curler my hairs this morning?

Nikki: Ma! I had to drop Dimos at work. And now, I gotta go open the travel agency, because, you know, some jag-off and his big-ass girlfriend are too busy.

Angelo: Ma! Tell her I open up the dry cleaners every day, and I think it's about time she did something for a change.

Nikki: Excuse me? Do you know who's at the dry cleaner this morning? My husband is at the dry cleaner!

Angelo: You're always at the beauty parlor, with your nails and your hair and everything.

Nikki: Don't you talk about my hair! You are so lazy! You and your big-ass girlfriend do nothing!

Angelo: Did somebody sit on your hair? I mean, it looks a little flat there.

Nikki: Angelo... bite me!

Aunt Voula: Disgusting! Be a lady!

Nick Murder: Are you circumcised?

Angelo: What?

Nick Murder: Are you circumcised?

Angelo: Circularized?

Nick Murder: No, circumcised.

Angelo: My circulation's fine.

Nick Murder: No, are you circumcised?

[Self-conscious about her heart transplant scars, Grace checks her appearance in a mirror]

Angelo: Grace, come on, it's been over a year, you can hardly see it anymore.

Grace Briggs: Nice try, Angelo. I just don't like all the questions, you know?

Marty: You tell everybody you're just the luckiest girl in the world.

Grace Briggs: I know, Grandpa, I know.

Marty: You're beautiful, and no one's going to notice your chest.

Grace Briggs: Thanks a lot.

Marty: This guy you're talking about, he can't sing at all.

Angelo: He can't sing? Then why has he got such a big band?

Wally Jatczak: To drown him out!

Dr. Walter Rist: ...I thought that you were uh, musically inclined. Do you ever sing? You know or play any, uh, any instrument?

Angelo: Fuckin' guitar.

Dr. Walter Rist: Is that a, a special kind of guitar?

Angelo: No, it's regular.

Angelo: Being gay and Italian is a fate worse than... actually there is no fate worse than being gay and Italian.

Angelo: Are you okay?

Anna: I will be once the Valium kicks in.

Anna: So, how's your writing going?

Angelo: Never better - I gave up.

Angelo: Unlike me, my sister was quite popular in high school.

[Anna is seen kissing with a guy and then going down on him]

Angelo: Who knew all those Icesuckles would pay off one day.

Angelo: Cry, Ma. Cry. Because I'm like Pa, I want to inflict my pain on all of you. It's stronger than my guilt right now. So cry. Cry over your ingrate son, over your dead sister... or your stupid, worthless life.

Anna: Angelo, that's enough!

[slaps him in the face]

Angelo: And there we have it. The slap. The end to the quintessential Italian melodrama.

Susan Marsh: Where are all your customers?

Angelo: It's a slack time, miss Susan. Half of my customers lie in bed, and the other half are not up yet

Angelo: What's gonna happen when they find that corpse at the cemetery?

Peter Marciani: They're gonna bury it!

Angelo: [Starts playing his son's tape on top of loudspeakers on his cab] My son's music! My son Bruno, Bruno Martelli, he wrote the music! Today 46th street, tomorrow Madison Square Garden!

Bruno Martelli: Maybe I die and discovered and my ghost gets the Grammy.

Angelo: Maybe. Look, did I build you a studio in the basement for a ghost? Did I spend $7,000 on equipment for a ghost? Does your MaMa cook and clean and wear old clothes for a ghost? A ghost, Bruno? Elton John's Mom has got six mink coats.

Angelo: You see, Klaus... I love death.

Angelo: Oh, my god! You guys DIDN'T have sex. You made love.

Angelo: Well, look! That turkey's got Frank up its ass!

Angelo: That's toilet paper, buster. That ain't enough for a tip for my mass-oosie. Don't you know that Donny owes me close to two hundred grand? That's three zeroes with a TWO in front.

Angelo: How come you get into the sheep business, boss?

Jason Sweet: Well, I'll tell ya, Angelo. You see, it's this way. I just got tired of kicking cows around. You know how dumb they are.

Angelo: And you think sheep are smarter?

Jason Sweet: Oh, no, no. They're dumber. Only their easier kicking...and woollier.

Milt Masters: [after he has been run out of town and put in a train box car] How they should do this to one of their own home town boys. I was practically a pioneer in that town. Wasn't three hundred people there when I first came there.

Angelo: How many now?

Milt Masters: I don't see what that's got to do with it stranger. Figures don't mean nothing when you're talking about pioneers. It's the spirit that counts.