Angelica Quotes in Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011)

Angelica: [Jack turns to leave] Wait! I am with child... yours.

Jack Sparrow: I don't recall that we ever had...

Angelica: You were drunk.

Jack Sparrow: I've actually never been that drunk.

Jack Sparrow: How can you say I used you?

Angelica: You know exactly how!

Jack Sparrow: I know, but how can you say it?

Jack Sparrow: [after the mutiny is victorious] The ship is ours!

Blackbeard: [comes out of his quarters and glares at Sparrow] Gentlemen. I be placed in a bewilderment. There I were, resting. And upon a sudden, I hear an ungodly row on deck. Sailors abandoning their posts, without orders, without leave. Men before the mast, taking the ship for themselves. What be that, First Mate?

Angelica: Mutiny, Captain.

Blackbeard: [holding his hand to his ear] Again?

Angelica: Mutiny!

Blackbeard: Aye, mutiny. And what fate befall mutineers? Now, we know the answer to that, do we not? Mutineers... HANG!

[raises his enchanted sword, making the sails drop, and the rigging ensnare all the mutineers]

Jack Sparrow: [hangs upside down in front of Blackbeard] Captain, I wish to report a mutiny. I can name fingers and point names.

Blackbeard: Perfect.

Jack Sparrow: You lied to me by telling me the truth?

Angelica: Yes.

Jack Sparrow: That's very good, may I use that?

Angelica: Admit it, Jack. You still love me.

Jack Sparrow: If you had a sister and a dog... I'd choose the dog.

Angelica: What were you doing in a Spanish convent, anyway?

Jack Sparrow: Mistook it for a brothel. Honest mistake.

Jack Sparrow: You walk like a girl.

Angelica: You would know.

Angelica: That's hardly appropriate for the first mate.

Jack Sparrow: Was I the first?

Angelica: I love you.

Jack Sparrow: As do I. Always have, always will.

Blackbeard: Aha. Dead end. Dead. End. Dead end!

Angelica: Jack, I'm starting to think you don't know where you're going.

Jack Sparrow: It's not the destination so much as the journey, they say.

Angelica: How is it we can never meet without you pointing something at me?

Angelica: Maybe you don't believe in the supernatural.

Jack Sparrow: Oh no, no, I've seen a thing or two.

Angelica: I love you.

[leans in to Kiss]

Jack Sparrow: [just about to kiss] I gotta go.

[leaves]

[Jack sneaks up to Angelica sleeping and slowly gets in bed next to her]

Angelica: [half asleep] Jack, if this is a dream you can keep the sword and boots on... If it's not...

Jack Sparrow: It's a dream.

Angelica: [being marooned] And how will I get free of these bonds?

Jack Sparrow: You broke free of your bonds thirty minutes ago, waiting for the precise moment to pounce.

[blocks Angelica's attack]

Angelica: The lies I told you were not lies

Jack Sparrow: *Pause* You lied to me by telling the truth?

Angelica: Yes

Jack Sparrow: That's very good. May I use that?

Angelica: You were the only pirate I thought I could pass for.

Jack Sparrow: That is NOT a compliment.

Jack Sparrow: He bought that?

Angelica: I sold that.

Angelica: [after realizing Jack tricked Blackbeard into drinking the wrong chalice] You bastard, how could you?

Jack Sparrow: Your father saved you. Perhaps his soul is now redeemed.

Jack Sparrow: So, what is the ritual?

Angelica: Two silver chalices, the teardrop of a mermaid, and water from the fountain. One chalice will contain the tear, the other will not. Whoever dinks from the chalice with the tear will have their life extended, from the person who drinks from the other chalice...

Jack Sparrow: I don't really agree to that...

Jack Sparrow: The fountain of youth, what does it require?

Angelica: A mermaid, Jack.

Jack Sparrow: You are aware of the ritual?

Angelica: Yes, I am.

Jack Sparrow: What is it?

Angelica: I tried to kill you in St. Dominique.

Jack Sparrow: Either or.

Angelica: I want a father, Jack. I haven't had one.

Angelica: Every soul can be saved.

Blackbeard: Be that true, young cleric?

Philip: Yes. Though you I see as a bit of a long shot.

Angelica: Quinny, look what I got,

Quinn Harris: What's that, baby?

Angelica: It's a bathing suit, silly.

Frank Martin: I thought it was an eye patch.

Angelica: Do you want to stay here tonight?

Frank Martin: [looks at bed] Stay?

Angelica: Yeah, with me? I mean you probably think I'm being slutty or something, but you're feeling bad and I'm feeling bad, and I'd really like for you to stay.

Frank Martin: I... I... I just don't

[she takes off her skirt]

Frank Martin: Yeah!

Angelica: It's like after a funeral, everybody has sex.

Frank Martin: [Despairing because Robin is missing] God I loved her... *love*... her.

Angelica: Not to insult you, but I don't think guys know what love is.

Frank Martin: I do!

Angelica: Yeah? Guys are always telling me that they love me.

Frank Martin: Well, I'm sure at least some of them mean it.

Angelica: [Chuckles scoffingly] No they don't.

Mario: Hey! You must be the girls - the missing girls from Brooklyn!

Daniella: Yeah, except for Angelica. She's from Queens, but she's all right.

Angelica: Hey! I'm freezin' my butt off here! There's cold air comin' from that air vent.

Mario: Yeah. We froze the pipes. We're goin' for a little ride.

Daniella: [extra-quietly] Okay, don't say anything, but my boyfriend, Mario, is right up there.

Angelica: [looks up and sees Mario] What?

Mario: SHH!

Angelica: HEY! MARIO! He'll get us outta here!

Dil Pickles: [after wetting himself] Oui, oui!

Angelica: He's speaking French already.

Angelica: [smugly] I already learned to parsley-boo Francie. That means "speak French."

Susie Carmichael: [in perfect French] I feel bad for the French people who will hear you.

Tommy Pickles: I believe in the playground. It is my favoritest place. But two yesterdays ago two boys came and buried my brother's binky. Then he started to cry.

Dil Pickles: Binky!

Angelica: You have come to me on the day of this wedding for me to take care of two boys?

Tommy Pickles: No, just a new binky.

Angelica: The Finster kid wanted the princess for a mommy... and face it lady, you're no princess!

Lil DeVille: Um, Bobfather, we found this in our crib.

[holds up the decapitated head of their rocking horse]

Angelica: Well that's what you get for wiping your boogers on Cynthia.

Phil DeVille: So THAT'S where I left 'em.

Angelica: [pushing way towards wedding cake] Hey lady, you ever hear of a thigh blaster?

William: [finding Angelica on the deck] I knew you existed!

Angelica: I would have thought you'd be upstairs, listening to that wonderful singer.

William: I was too busy looking for someone. Someone with unforgettable eyes. And now that I've found her, I'm not going to let her get away from me.

[He and Angelica begin to dance]

Angelica: Please don't make fun of me. I don't belong in your world. I could never compete with the young ladies that surround you.

William: What are you saying? I'm dead serious. The most wonderful thing about this trip to America was meeting you.

Angelica: I don't know whether to believe you or not. Please don't be cruel. Don't hurt me. I've had so much disappointment, and I've always managed to see the positive side.

William: I don't even know your name. I'm William. Will, for short.

Angelica: It's Angelica.

William: Angelica. Stay, one minute longer! Will I see you at the reception tonight?

[Angelica waves goodbye and leaves]

Angelica's Mother: Is that locket yours?

Angelica: Yes, it's always been mine.

Angelica's Mother: Do you still have a picture in it?

Angelica: [opening the locket] Yes, ever since my mother put it around my neck as a baby. And then left me...

Angelica's Mother: And then left you because she was forced to. Gertrude seemed so nice, told us we could get you whenever we wanted. But then she vanished. Left no address, all your father had was an account number to pay your support money into.

Angelica: Mother? Mummy! Oh Mummy!

[they hug]

Angelica's Mother: Baby! My baby! I mean, I hope you understand that neither I nor your father wanted to give you up. But we had to. And Gertrude seemed so nice. She told us we could get you whenever we wanted to.

Angelica: I never thought you'd abandon me! And the hope that one day I'd find you kept me going like a burning light. You and my father were always there, always in my heart.

Angelica: You know nothing about me.

William: Nothing you can tell me could prevent me from loving you.

Angelica: Victoria, where's William? Do you think he's safe?

Victoria: I'm sure he is. Don't worry, everything will turn out fine. You'll see.

Angelica: Would you like to hear one of my poems?

Joe Banks: Sure.

Angelica: Long ago, the delicate tangles of his hair... covered the emptiness of my hand... Would you like to hear it again?

Joe Banks: Ok.

Angelica: Long ago, the delicate tangles of his hair... covered the emptiness of my hand.

Angelica: So, what did you do before you signed on with Daddy?

Joe Banks: I was an advertising librarian for a medical supply company.

Angelica: Oh, I have no response to that.

Angelica: You're in a rotten mood.

Patricia: It's the sunshine. Gets me down.

Angelica: I am completely untrustworthy... I'm a flibbertigibbet.

Joe Banks: I've never been to L.A. before.

Angelica: What do you think?

Joe Banks: It looks fake. I like it!

Angelica: You must be tired.

Joe Banks: I don't mind talking.

Angelica: Well, I do! This is one of those typical conversations where we're all open and sharing our innermost thoughts and it's all bullshit and a lie and it doesn't cost *you* anything!

Joe Banks: What's the matter?

Angelica: Did you ever think about killing yourself?

Joe Banks: What... Why would you do that?

Angelica: Why shouldn't I?

Joe Banks: Because some things take care of themselves. They're not your job; maybe they're not even your business.

Joe Banks: Where do you get your ideas?

Angelica: You have to understand something about art. It comes from someplace.

Angelica: Well is it love, big love, or great love?

Pete: What do you mean?

Angelica: Well, love you get over in two months, big love you get over in two years, and great love, well great love... changes your life. So which one is it?

[Pete laughs and takes a big gulp out of his drink]

Angelica: Oh my god, it's great love.

Pete: Yeah, that just great.

Angelica: Rosalee, when great love is rejected something inside a man dies.

Angelica: When great love is rejected, Rosalee, something inside a man dies. So all he can do is run away, where he can meet the girl he'll love second most.

Angelica: Well you got to win her back.

Pete: Believe me I have tried everything.

Angelica: Well what did she say, when you told her you loved her?

Pete: Ok maybe not everything.

Angelica: How did she react, when you kissed her?

Pete: Ok, maybe only two things.

Pete: Angelica?

[Angelica quickly comes running over]

Angelica: Yes, Pete, what is the object of your desire?

Pete: Um... we'd like another round of beers.

Angelica: Someday Pete, when I ask what you desire you will say: you, Angelica, *you* are the object of my desires.

Pete: Okay.

[pause]

Pete: I think we'll just take the beers for now.

Angelica: [sobbing] Please... please don't hurt me! Please!

Frankie: Don't you worry, Sugar. Chaos is gonna teach you the meaning of pleasure and pain!

Pollyanna: [exploring her Aunt Polly's house] Who lives in all these?

Angelica: There's no one lives in them. They're just *there*.

Pollyanna: What for?

Angelica: That's what being wealthy is. You sure are a question-asker, aren't you?

Angelica: Stuffy in here. Not much of a room, is it?

Pollyanna: But it's my own, anyway. I'm glad of that. Ooh, and the bed's soft! And it's got a lovely window.

[Pollyanna looks out the window and sees Nancy embracing a man]

Pollyanna: Who's that man down there with Nancy?

Angelica: None of your business. Just be sure you're dressed in time for dinner. Think she'd do better than this for her own niece.

Angelica: If you ask me, Reverend Ford should've taken sides with Mayor Warren. He had the chance, and what did he do? Said he never takes sides in these matters.

Tillie Lagerlof: Oh, stop sticking your nose into their business and get this sherbert out there!

Angelica: We're out of spoons.

Tillie Lagerlof: Well, wash some up! Don't stand there belly-achin' to me about it!

Angelica: You're in a fine mood, aren't you?

Nancy Furman: Pollyanna, I thought you could use this for your room.

Pollyanna: Oh, thank you, Nancy! Oh, it's gorgeous!

Nancy Furman: Well, thanks for not spilling the beans about you-know-who.

Pollyanna: About Cousin Fred, you mean?

Nancy Furman: Mm-hm. Isn't he handsome?

Pollyanna: I knew it all the time!

Nancy Furman: You did? How did you know?

Pollyanna: Oh, sure, it was easy. I saw you holding hands under the t...

Tillie Lagerlof: If you two ladies have got nothing better to do than sit there gosippin' and snickerin'...

Nancy Furman: Oh, we're just talking, Tillie!

Tillie Lagerlof: Well, talk on your own time. This sherbert is turning to mush.

Pollyanna: Nancy, you know that man?

Nancy Furman: What man?

Pollyanna: The man at the train station. The one who was just here. Well, what was he to Aunt Polly?

Nancy Furman: Oh. You might say they used to be friends. Sort of.

Pollyanna: Do you think he's gonna marry Aunt Polly?

Tillie Lagerlof: Who's gonna marry her?

Nancy Furman: She means Dr. Chilton.

Angelica: Fat chance of that! Who'd want to marry old pickle-faced Harrington?

Pollyanna: Nancy, are you and George gonna get married?

Nancy Furman: We hope to, someday.

Pollyanna: Oh, I am glad. I think everyone should be married. And maybe, when you do get married, Aunt Polly will see how happy it makes you, she'll be very glad to get married herself, then.

Angelica: Glad this, glad that. Do you have to be glad about everything? What's the matter with you, anyway?

Nancy Furman: Oh, lay off her, Angie. She's not hurting you.

Angelica: The way she goes on...

Tillie Lagerlof: That's enough! You heard her. Stop picking on the girl. Take that sherbert out and serve it the way you should.

Nelson Moss: [Talking to himself about his advertising campaign] Number one dog, dog at the top.

Angelica: Slow down, Fido. We need to talk.

Paul: What, your hand broken?

Angelica: Yes, all broken. Oh!

[buries head on Paul's shoulder and clasps her hands on his shoulder and arm joint]

Clarissa: Hey, guys.

Tommy: Hey. Hey.

Clarissa: Look what I bought.

Geneva: Clarissa, did you know that we were gonna go camping in scary mountains?

Clarissa: Um, yeah.

Geneva: Great - great. I consider all you guys traitors.

Tommy: Hey, let me see that.

[referring to camera]

Clarissa: I bought it for 25 Euro. It's worth at least 200.

Tommy: No kidding?

Rasheed: Man, that's old.

Tommy: Hey, take a picture of me and Geneva. Come on, Baby - give me a kiss...

Geneva: [pushes him away] No, not with YOU! Get off!

Clarissa: Ready, Geneva?

Geneva: Yeah.

Clarissa: Smile.

[she gets into a glamorous pose]

Tommy: That pose was really gross. Come on, Jameela.

Jameela: Get out of my face!

Geneva: Thanks, Hon.

Paul: Just leave it.

Rasheed: Well, my turn then. Ready, all set, take a picture.

Geneva: That's it for now, babe.

[looks at picture]

Geneva: It's kinda strange.

Clarissa: Sorry, too late.

Geneva: [looks at cell phone in discotheque] It's Simon!

[Angelica comes over]

Angelica: Wow!

Geneva: Yeah, really.

[goes to tend to her phone]

Tommy: Man, that guy calls a lot, huh.

Jameela: Jealous?

Tommy: No.

Angelica: Oh, please, Tommy, we all know you're still crazy about her.

Rasheed: [jumps in] What's the word? Whipped.

[laughter]

Tommy: Screw you guys!

[goes through crowd to walk away; dances with Angelica]

Angelica: Let me see.

[referring to picture]

Tommy: That's it for now, okay? Hey, check this out.

[pics up Fallen Angel flier]

Tommy: It's a Morrocan discotheque. You guys wanna go?

Rasheed: Yeah, why not?

Geneva: I'm game.

Tommy: Let's go.

Clarissa: [walking with Geneva and laughing wholeheartedly] That - that was amazing!

[turns and kisses her]

Clarissa: Wasn't it.

Tollinger: Yeah. Yeah, it was.

[they chuckle]

Clarissa: Come on. Let's go back inside.

Tollinger: I, uh...

Clarissa: Man, I'm thirsty.

Tollinger: I wanna go to my room.

Clarissa: [gleeful] You wanna go to your room?

[takes her in his arms]

Tollinger: Yeah!

Clarissa: Why's that? What are you gonna do there?

Tollinger: [smiles and Tommy has her face in his hands] I'm going home.

Clarissa: But...

Tollinger: Yeah. There's a train station here.

Clarissa: What do you mean, you're going home? We gotta go camping.

Tollinger: [laughs] Honey, me, camping? Puh-lease!

Clarissa: [surprised] But we just made love.

Tollinger: Love? No, Honey - we screwed.

[he turns laughs in disbelief]

Tollinger: Oh, my poor, poor Tommy. You just don't get it, do you.

Clarissa: No, I don't.

Tollinger: You and I could never be together. Look, just - I wish I could stay and chat for a while, but, uh, just do me a favor, will you? Tell the others I'll see them back at school. Bye.

[walks away]

Clarissa: You could like...

Tollinger: No.

[Tommy is left looking helpless; he finally reenters the discotheque, looking discontented. Clarissa is now dancing with Jameela]

Jameela: Looks like Tommy is not a happy boy.

Angelica: So, what else is new?

[Tommy then stands and looks at the dancers and as he is there, Geneva packs up and goes to the station, alone, walking through it without a soul in sight]

Tollinger: Hello? Anyone here?

[she sees sign of life]

Tollinger: Hey, wait! Wait! I have a train to catch. You understand? Do you speak English?

[man closes the ticket door]

Tollinger: Hey, open up!

[Geneva, as she hits the gate grates, is pierced with a large metal sword-shaped object from behind, fatally]

Tollinger: Aghhhhhhh!