Angel Velasquez Quotes in Wired (1989)

Angel Velasquez: Hey, I seen your movies, man.

John Belushi: [excited] Oh yeah? Which one?

Angel Velasquez: The one where you played a coke addict. You's a funny guy.

John Belushi: [unamused] Oh thanks. Thanks a lot.

Angel Velasquez: But you died in the end... all fucked up.

John Belushi: Hey, wait a minute... who are you?

Angel Velasquez: My friends call me Angel.

John Belushi: [surprised] Who are you anyway?

Angel Velasquez: I'm your guardian angel.

John Belushi: My guardian angel? Well you sure fucked up...

Angel Velasquez: Yeah well look, man, nobody's perfect. You know you gotta start somewhere.

John Belushi: I'm only 33 years old. I just had my birthday.

Angel Velasquez: That's right. And you are officially deceased.

John Belushi: Why am I dead?

Angel Velasquez: 'Cause you're stupid. Next question.

John Belushi: Where are we going?

Angel Velasquez: We're going for a ride, Hemo.

John Belushi: Hey, that's Arnie! That's my manager, Arnie Fromson! And he's with Woodward... Bob fucking Woodward! I can't believe it! I've always wanted to meet that guy! Hey, Arnie! Arnie! Hey, Arnie! Arnie! What's Arnie talking to Bob Woodward? I can't believe it, Bob Woodward! I used to do that guy!

Angel Velasquez: And now he's doing you.

John Belushi: What do you mean?

Angel Velasquez: He's gonna be your biographer.

John Belushi: My biographer? Bob Woodward? I'll go down in history!

Angel Velasquez: Yeah! He's gonna do for your what he did for Nixon.

[pause]

John Belushi: Nixon?

Angel Velasquez: He's gonna call the book "Wired". He's gonna trash your good name, Hemo, from here to...

John Belushi: I'm fucked.