Andy Stewart Quotes in Hard to Kill (1990)

Andy Stewart: [to the comatose Mason Storm] Would you like a little pussy?

[she places a kitten on his bed]

Mason Storm: You give me this beard.

Andy Stewart: Yeah.

[both start laughing]

Andy Stewart: Well, you tried.

[Mason starts laughing and Andy looks at him]

Mason Storm: You ever been to China town.

Andy Stewart: Yeah, why?

Mason Storm: These are just some needles and herbs for my recovery.

Andy Stewart: Wow, how did you learn to write in Chinese.

Mason Storm: Well, when I was kid. My father was a missionary. I spent the first 10 years of my life in China. There, I learned how to fight as you could imagine. I remember going to my martial arts teacher.

[he imitiates the teacher]

Mason Storm: He said, "Why you come to me" and I say, "Ah, to learn how to fight." And he's like, "Oh, so you wanna hurt people, but you wanna be great." I say, "Yeah, I wanna be great. "Then first learn how to heal people to be great, to hurt people is easy."

[both looking at each other]

[Mason and Andy are packing up]

Andy Stewart: Where are we going?

Mason Storm: Out of here.

Mason Storm: What year is it?

Andy Stewart: Try not to talk.

Mason Storm: What year is it?

Andy Stewart: It's 1990.

Andy Stewart: [Mason and Andy flee the house they were staying at after a shootout] Oh, I forgot to lock the door.

Sonny Storm: Who... who are you?

Andy Stewart: That's a very long story. You got a few minutes?