Andy Nichol Quotes in That's What I Am (2011)
Andy Nichol Quotes:
Andy Nichol: Why would God do that, mom? Make someone look like Big G? So that everyone makes fun of him?
Sherri Nichol: Maybe because God didn't see anything wrong with him in the first place. And Andy... His name is Stanley.
Barbara Foss: Hey, Andy. Mary Clear likes you.
Andy Nichol: M - Mary Clear likes me?
Barbara Foss: That's what I said.
Andy Nichol: Why?
Barbara Foss: I don't know. She's pretty much gone steady with everybody else, so...
Andy Nichol: She told you that she wanted to go steady with me?
Barbara Foss: Of course, she's my best friend. She said she thinks you're cute. And don't ask me why.
Narrator: Let's just say that selection by process of elimination lacked a certain romance one might have otherwise found exciting. Even at the age of 13.
Andy Nichol: Besides, maybe he can really sing.
Norman Grunmeyer: Yeah, sure. And maybe they'll vote me king of the prom.
Mr. Clear: You know, it's funny, I... I've been watching you deliver your papers there and, uh... You've got a hell of an arm, by the way, kid.
Andy Nichol: Thank you.
Mr. Clear: But somehow you just seem to hit everybody's porch but mine. You got any theories on that?
Andy Nichol: You try and throw that tomato, Ricky... I'm gonna stop you.
Ricky Brown: You don't have the balls, Nichol.
Andy Nichol: [kicks him] Now you don't have the balls.
[Ricky begins whaling like a baby]
Mr. Simon: [walks over] Ricky, have you had a bowel movement today? Obviously you're suffering from gas pains. Tomatoes will do that to you, you know. Boys, would you help my friend Ricky here out of the gym. He's not feeling well. You know, the show must go on.
Andy Nichol: What are you going to do now, Mr. Simon?
Mr. Simon: Well, I'll find some place to teach, of course. I'm a teacher. That's what I am.
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