Andy Fidler Quotes in The Man (2005)

Andy Fidler: I just think we should be cooperating if I'm going to be your partner...

Special Agent Derrick Vann: You are *not* my partner!

Andy Fidler: Really? Then what am I?

Special Agent Derrick Vann: You're my bitch. My own personal bitch. When I pull the strings, you dance. Till then, you sit there, keep your mouth shut, and don't say a word... like the puppet you are.

[from trailer]

[after Derrick shoots Andy in the butt]

Andy Fidler: You shot me!

Special Agent Derrick Vann: I grazed you.

Andy Fidler: Well, that's still shooting me!

Andy Fidler: I haven't met anyone that I didn't become friends with... eventually.

Special Agent Derrick Vann: Really? Because I haven't met anyone who's ass I didn't kick... eventually.

[repeated line]

Andy Fidler, Special Agent Derrick Vann: Oh, fuck-cryin' out loud!

Andy Fidler: [while farting] It's just a little flatulence.

Special Agent Derrick Vann: Just a little flatulence? An elephant can shit in the back and not smell as bad.

Andy Fidler: Does the expression, "No man is an island", ring any bells?

Special Agent Derrick Vann: [yelling] Does the expression, "Shut your ass up!", ring any bells?

Special Agent Derrick Vann: Oh, so you the MAN now?

Andy Fidler: Y-yes, I am the man!