Anchorman Quotes in Spider-Man 3 (2007)
[watching Spider-Man getting hammered by the giant Sandman]
Jennifer Dugan: It's hard to believe what's happening. The brutality of it. I - I don't know how he can take anymore.
Anchorman: This could be a tragic day for the people of New York. It could be the end of Spider-Man.
Anchorman: Things are looking grim, as temperatures rise to dangerous levels! We have lost contact with the lower extremities! NNN will stay on the air as long as possible!
Anchorwoman: In other news, house appliances that can improve your golf swing.
Anchorman: You... you silly twit, don't you get it! We are going to die!
Anchorwoman: I knew it, Dan! At the sight of the first dark cloud, you fall apart!
Anchorman: In Rome today, the Pope issued a message of hope for believers in their fight against what he termed the godless and lost. He did not mention Simon Grimm by name, but offered a prayer for the young, whom he described as sadly in need of faith and not the illusion of conviction offered by rock music, drugs and contemporary poetry.
[Hank and Sarah watch the news about Dwight Stephanson's cover-up murder]
News Reporter: [the reporter on the TV] He was apparently trying to cross along this bank of snow when his snomobile slipped over the edge throwing him into the icy waters of Anders Creek. Wright County deputies recovered the body shortly before 4:00 this afternoon. A tragic beginning to this new year for one local family. Back to you, Paul.
Anchorman: Thanks, Gracie. Playful pooches or killer canines? In this case it seems to depend on who you talk to.
Anchorwoman: So many fond memories of Maximilian the First on the tenth anniversary of our glorious leader's death.
Anchorman: Many of course doubted that his son and heir, Maximilian II, could live up to the example of his charismatic father. But the man affectionately called Junior has valiantly continued against the pesky rebellion, led by the playwright turned terrorist, John Thorne.
Anchorwoman: Once derided as the playboy Prince more interested in the movie business, the President-for-life announced today that he would not rest until he has rid the country of these criminals whom he called, quote, "Really bad guys". In a gesture of goodwill to the commemorate his father's memory, the President today also commuted the sentences of several men condemned to the gallows today, sending them to the guillotine instead.
Anchorman: Papa would have been proud.
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