Ana Pascal Quotes in Stranger Than Fiction (2006)

Harold Crick: How are you?

Ana Pascal: I'm lousy. I'm being audited.

Harold Crick: Of course.

Ana Pascal: By a real creep too.

Harold Crick: I think I owe you an apology.

Ana Pascal: Really?

Harold Crick: IRS agents, we're given rigorous aptitude tests before we can work. Unfortunately for you, we aren't tested on tact or good manners, so I apologize.

[stammers]

Harold Crick: I ogled you. Sorry.

Ana Pascal: Okay, apology accepted. But only because you stammered.

Harold Crick: Big flag-burning to get to?

Ana Pascal: Actually, it's my weekly evil-conspiracy and needlepoint group. You wanna come?

Harold Crick: I left my thimbles and socialist reading material at home.

[Ana laughs]

Ana Pascal: I won't be paying, Mr. Crick. No matter how big the percent.

Harold Crick: No, I know. But the percent determines how big your cell is.

Harold Crick: You keep your files like this?

Ana Pascal: No, actually I'm quite fastidious. I put them in this box just to screw with you.

Ana Pascal: Mr. Crick, it was a really awful day. I know, I made sure of it. So pick up the cookie, dip it in the milk, and eat it.