Amy Szalinski Quotes in Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989)

Amy Szalinski: I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto.

Nick Szalinski: I don't think we're in the food chain anymore, Dorothy.

Nick Szalinski: We're now a quarter of an inch tall, and 64 feet from the house. That's an equivalent of three-point-two miles. That's a long way. Even for a man of science.

Amy Szalinski: Nick, I've got six hours to get home, get big and get to the mall. Now get moving.

Amy Szalinski: If you were my brother, I'd put myself up for adoption.

Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: Yeah, I hope your face ends up on a milk carton.

Amy Szalinski: Good night, Russ.

Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: Good night, Amy.

Nick Szalinski, Ron Thompson: [pause, then mockingly] Good night, Amy!

Amy Szalinski: Russ?

Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: Yeah?

Amy Szalinski: How come you never came over before?

Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: I mean, you talked to me once or twice last year. I mean, I would've come by - I wanted to - but... I always thought you were too popular to notice me.

Amy Szalinski: I was too popular to notice. I was stupid.

[they pause then they kiss]

Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: So, you like to dance huh?

Amy Szalinski: How do you know?

Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: Well...

Amy Szalinski: You could see me?

Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: No, no. Yeah, I could, but I wasn't watching you, I...

[after being saved from her drowning demise]

Amy Szalinski: Ugh, mud is still mud, no matter how small you are. I can't believe that some stores actually charge for this stuff.

Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: [to Amy] It's just that my dad doesn't understand your dad.

Amy Szalinski: Your dad doesn't understand anything.

Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: I just figured it out, I woke up this morning and this is all a bad dream.

Amy Szalinski: Ron, get up.

Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: You're just a nightmare. When I wake up this morning, my dad and I'll be going fishing.

Amy Szalinski: I'm warning you.

[hums with his eyes closed]

Amy Szalinski: Okay, Ron, maybe you're right. Maybe this is all just a bad dream. But, if it is, then...

[grabs his ears - hard]

Amy Szalinski: ...would this hurt?

Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: Ow!

Amy Szalinski: [shouting] Get up!

Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: Your dad will go to jail, your mother too. After all she's the one who paid for it all, that makes her an accomplice. Do you even know what it's like in jail?

Amy Szalinski: I'm not even going to tell you one more time to shut up.

Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: And then what? Then you'll smack me? You'll go to jail too. I'll tell them after a big bee ate my brother you smacked me around. No jury in the world would fail to convict you. The whole Szalinski family is going to be in jail for life...

Amy Szalinski: Look, my dad's machine works. When we get home and he fixes us all, we're gonna be so rich. You'll regret this.

Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: Um... Amy, you know I've always liked your family. Your dad's a real nice guy. He's not as weird as I thought he was. I love you and Nick like... Like my own brother and sister.

[Nick has fallen into a flower, full of pollen]

Amy Szalinski: Nicky! Get out of there! You're allergic to pollen!

Nick Szalinski: [sniffing the pollen] It's too big! I'm too little to breathe it in.

[sniffs it again, then sneezes]

Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: He hit a baseball through your attic window...

Amy Szalinski: He what?

Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: It shouldn't have been closed in the first place. It's a nice day!

Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: We'll get it fixed okay? We'll take it out of his allowance all right?

Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: My allowance? Dream on!

Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: Okay, we'll just have dad pay for it huh?

Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: We'll take it out of my allowance... Now give me my ball back.

Nick Szalinski: Until you pay, no man shall pass.

Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: You've got nothing to say about it, *space boy*!

Amy Szalinski: Cool it! Nick, take him upstairs and get him his ball. And clean up the mess.

Nick Szalinski: [incredulous] What?

Amy Szalinski: [impatiently] Do it, Nick! I don't have time to mess around.

Amy Szalinski: [about the Thompsons] Weird family.

Nick Szalinski: [sees Quark] It's Quark!

[whistles until Quark sees them]

Nick Szalinski: Oh, no!

Amy Szalinski: What is it, Nick?

Nick Szalinski: [observes the Thompsons' cat jumping from the fence] It's that stupid cat of theirs!

Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: Our cat is not stupid!

Nick Szalinski: [sees Quark being chased back in the house] It just chased Quark away!

Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: It's Russ's stupid cat...

[his last word turns to panic as the stem tips over]

Amy Szalinski: Hang on, Nick!

Nick Szalinski: I can't! I'M SLIPPING!

[Nick falls into a flower full of pollen]

Amy Szalinski: [when she and the boys find Antie after the scorpion stung him] He looks hurt.

Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: No! He can't be!

Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: [to Antie] You saved my life.

Ronald 'Ron' Thompson: [to Amy and the other 2 boys] Yeah, he's gonna be OK.

[Antie dies]