Amos Clements Quotes in The Car (1977)
Amos Clements Quotes:
Amos Clements: [complaining about Morris' french horn] And if I hear another sound out of that thing, I'll ram it so far up your ass, you'll be farting music for a year.
John Morris: [thoughtfully considering the idea] Wouldn't that be fantastic? Farting music. For a year!
Amos Clements: So you're the one that woke me up this morning with that awful bugle music.
John Morris: That's impossible sir, that's not even a bugle, it's a French horn.
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