Amos Quotes in True Memoirs of an International Assassin (2016)
Amos Quotes:
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Amos: I told you the Ghost was not to be shared. This is real life, Samuel. People could get hurt.
Same Larson: You read my book.
Amos: Of course I read the book. I thought we were friends.
Same Larson: I'm really sorry. I changed the details. It was supposed to be fiction.
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Jack Shaw: Don't think of it as cheating on your wife. Think of it as... fuckin' for your flag.
Amos: When in doubt, close your eyes and think of England.
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Billy Flynn: I don't want ya to give a damn when people...
Amos: When people what?
Billy Flynn: Laugh.
Amos: Laugh? Why would they laugh?
Billy Flynn: 'Cause they can count. Can you count?
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Roxie: [singing] I can't stand that sap.
Amos: What a sap I was.
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Amos: You know, the closed mind is the worst defense against the paranormal, Kylie. What are you gonna do against a hostile spirit? You just gonna crack jokes?
Kylie Bucknell: No, I am going to smash it in the face.
Amos: You cannot punch ectoplasm.
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Amos: Ghosts have a lower body temperature than humans.
Kylie Bucknell: [in funny voice] Do dey?
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Amos: The bracelet has a fiber optic cable inside it. So if you try to break it or if you damage it, a tamper signal will be sent out immediately.
Miriam Bucknell: Gosh, that's high-tech, isn't it? Aren't you lucky, Kylie? Having all that fancy technology on your foot. Quite spoilt.
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Theodore: It's a piece of cake.
Amos: You mean it ain't gold?
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Sheriff McCoy: You're rear end's on fire, Theodore.
Theodore: Oh. Thank you.
[Jumps and frantically slaps fire out; glares at Amos]
Theodore: Why didn't you tell me my rear end was on fire?
Amos: Well, you said not to do anything to attract attention.
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Bobby: We want you to have our gold nugget.
Amos: What gold nugget is that?
Bobby: The one you tried to steal.
Amos: Oh, that gold nugget.
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Amos: Uh, still aren't mad 'cause I shot you in the leg, are you, Frank?
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Amos: I'm gonna buy some new toes.
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Amos: Oh lord, another nigger.
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Amos: [to Eddie, after hustling him] Hey, I want to ask you something, an' I want you to be real honest. Do you think I need to lose some weight?
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Amos: There are no cows. Someone made them up.
Dutch "The Swede" Annacrombie: Oh, I get it!
-- Amos
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