Amber Von Tussle Quotes in Hairspray (2007)

[singing]

Tammy: Are you scared we're on live?

Tracy Turnblad: No, I'm sure I can cope.

Amber Von Tussle: Well, this show isn't broadacst in...

Tammy, Amber Von Tussle, Shelley, Noreen, Doreen, Vicki, Darla, Becky: [with the other council girls] Cinemascope!

Velma Von Tussle: I never drank one chocolate malt. No desserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs.

Amber Von Tussle: That girl's got roaches in her hair!

Edna Turnblad: Roaches? Our little Tracy's a clean teen!

Wilbur: There's no bugs on our baby!

Amber Von Tussle: I'm not kidding. I just saw one!

Amber Von Tussle: Aren't you a little fat for the show?

Tracy Turnblad: I'm sure many of the other home viewers out there are pleasantly plump or chunky.

Amber Von Tussle: Come on. The show's not filmed in Cinemascope.

Amber Von Tussle, Franklin von Tussle: Segregation today. Segregation tomorrow. Segregation forever!

Amber Von Tussle: Tracy Turnblad is a human roach nest.

Velma Von Tussle: And you had to pick a colored song, didn't you? You got something against Connie Francis? Shelley Fabares? I love Shelley Fabares!

Amber Von Tussle: Mother, "Shake a Tail Feather" has a wild song. It's got a good beat and you can dance to it.

Amber Von Tussle: [Amber is gossiping with two friends in school] Anyway, she was right there in the car, in plain sight of just everybody at the hop. She was nude.

Amber's school friend #1: No!

Amber's school friend #2: That fat thing?

Amber Von Tussle: Tracy Turnblad is a whore.

Amber Von Tussle: [to Penny] Are you now or have you ever gone steady?

Amber Von Tussle: "Shake a Tail Feather" by The Five Du-Tones.