Amber von Tussel Quotes in Hairspray (2007)

Amber von Tussel: [on the phone with Edna, disguising her voice] My name is Mike.

Edna Turnblad: [off-camera] Mike?

Amber von Tussel: Yes, Mike.

Edna Turnblad: Mike who?

Amber von Tussel: [slips back into her normal voice] It's MIKE!

[catches herself, coughs]

Amber von Tussel: Anyway... I'm calling because I have some information about your daughter's whereabouts.

Edna Turnblad: What?

Amber von Tussel: Right now, as we speak, your daughter has entered a hotbed of moral... turpentine.

Link Larkin: [presents Amber with a ring] It's time.

Amber von Tussel: Oh!

[Amber and Link kiss]

Velma Von Tussle: Amber! Save your personal life for the camera, sweetie! Oop, shiny!

[sends Amber off to makeup for more powder]

Amber von Tussel: [to her classmates] Oh, and it's totally not true about her and the entire football team. I mean, please: anybody can get grass stains all over their back.

Link Larkin: Amber, stop it. I'm sick of you doing that! Just because she's a good dancer...

Amber von Tussel: [scoffs] Uh, I'm sorry... you think that she can dance? Well, maybe you'd rather have her as your partner. You could get sponsored by Goodyear!

Link Larkin: Uh... we're on live.

Amber von Tussel: You have to vote for a person! Not one of the Himalayas.

[from trailer]

Velma Von Tussle: [to Edna, about Tracy] Tracy certainly has redefined our standards

[chuckles]

Amber von Tussel: That's for sure.

Amber von Tussel: I lost, Mom. Let's just deal with it!

Velma Von Tussle: [as she pulls the tallies out of her dress] You did not lose! You can not have lost because I switched the damn tallies!

Edna Turnblad: [standing behind a live television camera] Smile, Miss Crabcakes! You're on Candid Camera!

Wilbur Turnblad: That was a good shot! Don't you think?

Amber von Tussel: [to Shelley] Do that again, and there'll be stumps where your feet are, you got that? You little who...

Link Larkin: [interrupting] Hey, Amber

Amber von Tussel: [to Link] Oley moley!