Althea Quotes in The People vs. Larry Flynt (1996)

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Althea Quotes:

  • Althea: I've had an epiphany once, Larry. When my daddy shot my entire family in the head, and I was the only one to identify the bodies, and I was sent to an orphanage full of good Christian nuns who shoved my face into their pussies with their cruxifixes on for eight goddamn years!

  • Althea: Larry, I don't to work at the magazine anymore. People there don't listen me and they don't talk to me. They're afraid of me and they don't shake my hand... Larry, I went to Dr. Robert and... he told me that I was sick. I mean, sick, sick. I mean, I've got AIDS, Larry.

  • Althea: You said yourself it's not so bad being poor.

    Larry Flynt: Fuck you Althea, you go be poor.

  • Larry Flynt: [in his office] What's your name?

    Althea: [sitting on his couch, Lying] Jane

    Larry Flynt: We have a policy in this club I have a suspicion that you're not of age

    [showing her the fake ID]

    Larry Flynt: this could cost me my liquor license I'd have to close that shop and fire a lot of people

    Althea: I am one second one millimeter one second from being legal

    Larry Flynt: Well, I'd have to ask you to come back when that second and millimeter is up

    Althea: That'd be tomorrow morning then

    Larry Flynt: I like the way you dance don't get me wrong

    Althea: Can I ask you a question?

    Larry Flynt: Shoot

    Althea: I heard you slept with every single girl in every one of your clubs as sort of a prerequisite I was wondering if that was true

    Larry Flynt: Well it isn't entirely untrue if that's what you mean

    Althea: I'm curious why you haven't taken a stab at me?

    Larry Flynt: I just met you five minutes ago

    Althea: [after having had sex, referring to both of them ejaculating] Come on one more time

    Larry Flynt: [still her legs wrapped around his legs, the zipper to his pants is still open] One more time? Even Superman has his limits

    Althea: That's the problem with men your batteries run out women's batteries never run out

    Larry Flynt: [lightly pushes her head backwards] Well, then go fuck a woman then

    Althea: I do fuck women

    Larry Flynt: [startled, surprised] Excuse me?

    Althea: You are not the only one in this club that has slept every girl in this club

  • Althea: [Flipping through an issue of Playboy] Her tits look nice

    Larry Flynt: They look nice but they don't look real. I don't understand this magazine fuzzy pictures, articles on I don't know what the hell their talking about

  • Jimmy Flynt: [referring to losing most of their money on printing and distributing their first copy of Hustler magazine] You're just stupid dumb briar hopper what made you think you can pull this off anyway?

    Althea: At least he has balls

    Jimmy Flynt: What he needs is brains

    Althea: [sarcastically] Einstein's speaking I'm so impressed

    Larry Flynt: So one more issue and we're wiped out?

    Jimmy Flynt: Yeah

    Althea: I believe you're the one that got us into this debt in the first place

    Larry Flynt: You think just because it's your birthday you can be a bitch?

    Althea: Yeah I think I'm fifty feet tall and you have a needle dick

    [Larry slaps her]

    Althea: Don't ever hit me like that, don't talk to me like that I'll go back and I'll eat dog food

  • Althea: [after calculating their profits] take off your pants

    Larry Flynt: [looks up after looking photo negatives with a magnifying glass] Why?

    Althea: [Shows him the total profit amount] Because I've never fucked a millionaire before

  • Althea: [after having sex with other women in the Jacuzzi] Do you ever think about getting married?

    Larry Flynt: There's nothing more certain to ruin a beautiful relationship than marriage, as soon as you get that ring around the finger suddenly you have an "ownership situation", prior to that its friendly you're "kind" to each other as much as I love you I want a variety of different pussy.

    Althea: What did we just do?

    Larry Flynt: That's what I'm talking about.

    Althea: Do you think I'm talking about monogamy?

    Larry Flynt: You're not talking about monogamy?

    Althea: Of course not how could you misunderstand me? I don't want to get married and stop living the way we live I think the way we live is great, nothing would change.

    Larry Flynt: Why now?

    Althea: Because I only want to be with you you're the only man I want to be with I want this ring on my finger tell me you love me above all other women.

    Larry Flynt: You want a ceremony?

    Althea: I want to go to a church, you are my life.

    Larry Flynt: You are my life too right here right now, I can't speak for twenty years down the line.

    Althea: I can, just forget about it.

    Larry Flynt: [genuinely proposing] Listen to what I'm saying, will you marry me?

    Althea: [assuming he was joking] That's not funny.

    Larry Flynt: I'm not joking will you do me the honor of being Mrs. Larry Flynt?

  • Althea: [During a staff meeting for the next issue] I got an idea, how about the Wizard of Oz? Dorothy is laying there in Kansas, there's the Tin Man, the scarecrow, and the lion and their all gang banging her? I was thinking maybe even Toto?

  • Larry Flynt: [In Alan's office] I don't understand why they singled me out

    Isaacman: This case is bigger than just you and your magazine in your case what's a little more troubling is this "organized crime" charge

    Althea: Organized crime? Larry's not in the mob

    Isaacman: I've got to ask you this one time: do you have any connection to organized crime?

    Larry Flynt: Absolutely not

    Isaacman: Then this is a completely bullshit charge but we have to take this seriously because you can conceivably looking at seven to twenty five years in prison.

    Althea: My cousin Bobby shot a preacher in the back, he got six months for it

    Isaacman: Can we discuss the fate of Cousin Bobby later? I think we should take this very seriously

    Larry Flynt: I am serious, I'm taking notes

  • Althea: [to reporters after she was asked if she surprised by the guilty verdict] No I was not surprised by the verdict at all, we had a stupid judge, an uptight prosecutor. I'm not ashamed of Larry, I'd never be ashamed of Larry. I'd rather have a man that stands up to what he believes in, of course I'm not happy he's going to prison.

  • Althea: [Visiting Larry in prison] Hi baby.

    Larry Flynt: You look so beautiful.

    Althea: How are you?

    Larry Flynt: I miss you.

    Althea: I miss you too, you got any girlfriends in here? You got calluses on your hands?

    Larry Flynt: I fantasize about you all the time

    Althea: Our bed is so empty, what can I do to get you out of here?

    Larry Flynt: Isaacman says this is no way it's going to hold up

    Althea: What if he's wrong? What if you don't get out until the year two thousand and I'm old fat and ugly and you don't love me anymore

    Larry Flynt: You will never be old fat and ugly I promise you

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