Alphonso Quotes in Valentine's Day (2010)

Alphonso: You don't step in to love, you fall in. Head over heels. Have you ever seen someone fall head over heels in love? It's ugly, bro. Toxic, septic.

Reed Bennett: How did you and your wife get it so right?

Alphonso: Easy, I married my best friend!

Reed Bennett: I thought I was your best friend.

Alphonso: To some people, love doesn't exist unless you acknowledge it in front of other people.

Reed Bennett: What's the greatest love song of all time?

Alphonso: "Rock and Roll All Night," by Kiss.

Reed Bennett: That's a stripper song.

Alphonso: I've never had an inkling before. I wasn't sure what to do with it.