Alphonse Quotes in Dead Man Down (2013)

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Alphonse Quotes:

  • Alphonse: What happened to your face?

    Beatrice: Car accident. What happened to yours?

  • Victor: Alphonse. Don't go anywhere.

    Alphonse: You coming for me?

    Victor: No, I'm coming for her.

  • Alphonse: I set a trap, Victor. I said whoever walks through that door at nine o'clock was going to have a real bad night. The person doing this to me - he's hurt. Someone who lost someone. Like the people in the picture. And he's in a great deal of pain because of that. And it's a pain I've caused. Then he kills Paul, and found he was in both feet. Victor, I want him to know something. I want him to know that if there's anything left in this world that he still cares about, I'm going to find it and I'm going to burn it down. He's probably wondering right now what I'm thinking. What my plan is. And how much I know. Wouldn't you be wondering what I'm thinking?

    Victor: I would.

    Alphonse: You know, you're the only one I can trust Victor. You know why?

    Victor: No.

    Alphonse: Because you saved my life at Harry's. It would be something, though, if you saved my life only to be the one who kills me.

  • Alphonse: [grabing a machine gun] All right now! I've got something for your ass!

  • Alphonse: Hey, you remember this problem I had you take care for me? Hungarian rhapsody. You stayed till the finale, right?

    Ilir: Yeah.

    Alphonse: And the whole family took a bow?

    Ilir: Yeah.

    Alphonse: And you're sure you saw the father take a bow?

  • Alphonse: [after being dumped by his girlfriend] I need money to go to a whorehouse.

    director Ferrand: Come on Alphonse. Go back to your room, re-read the script, learn your lines, then try to sleep. Tomorrow we work. That's what matters. Don't be a fool. You're a very good actor. No one's private life runs smoothly. That only happens in the movies. No traffic jams, no dead periods. Movies go along like trains in the night. And people like you and me are only happy in our work. I'm counting on you.

  • Alphonse: I'm sure Ferrand is wrong. Life is more important than films.

  • [repeated line]

    Alphonse: Are women magic?

  • Alphonse: You see, I've made a terrible discovery. You can be desperately in love with someone you despise, whose every gesture, word and thought you detest!

    Julie: What right have you to say that? Say you made a mistake but never be ashamed of having loved. By despising Liliane, you're merely degrading yourself.

    Alphonse: Maybe you're right. Anyway, my love affairs have always ended badly. I thought women were magic.

    Julie: Of course they're not magic. Or men are too. Everyone's magic, and no one is.

  • Alphonse: Do me a favor. Walk ahead so I can watch your ass.

    Liliane, la stagiaire scripte: Like this?

    Alphonse: Yes, like that!

  • Liliane, la stagiaire scripte: I saw you!

    Alphonse: Saw me, what?

    Liliane, la stagiaire scripte: You're hot for the maid.

    Alphonse: I am?

    Liliane, la stagiaire scripte: Bastard! She's your type. A bouncy little duckling.

  • Alphonse: Let me ask you, are women magic?

    Lajoie, le régisseur: No, they're not. Neither are men. If a woman says she's known outstanding men, it means she's slept around.

  • Alphonse: Alexandre, excuse me. Can I ask you something?

    Alexandre: Yes.

    Alphonse: In your opinion, are women magic?

    Alexandre: Some are, yes. Others, no!

  • Alphonse: Bernard, are women magic?

    Bernard, l'accessoiriste: Not women, their legs! That's why they wear skirts.

  • Alphonse: Behave yourself or I'll belt ya.

    Maisie: Just try it you little twerp.

    Alphonse: Do not forget tonight you will dance the tango with me!

    Maisie: Of course, not!

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