Alpha Quotes in Up (2009)

Alpha: Not you, you lost the Bird. Now, you must wear the cone of shame.

Dug: [wearing a cone around his head in the next scene, and hangs his head] I do not like the cone of shame.

Alpha: [Through a communicator on Beta's collar] This is Alpha calling Dug. Come in, Dug.

Dug: Hi Alpha. Hey, your voice sounds funny.

Alpha: I know, I know! Have you seen the bird?

Dug: Why, yes. The bird is my prisoner now.

Gamma: Yeah, right!

[Kevin hisses at the screen]

Alpha: Impossible! Where are you?

Dug: I am here with the bird, and I will bring it back, and then you will like me. Oh, gotta go.

[Russell appears on the screen]

Russell: Hey Dug! Who you talking to?

Alpha: [the screen goes black] No, wait, wait!

Beta: What's Dug doing?

Gamma: Why's he with that small mailman?

Beta: Where are they?

[Alpha locates Dug on GPS]

Dug: There he is, come on!

[they all dart into the jungle]

Beta: Chocolate, I smell chocolate!

Gamma: I'm getting prunes and denture cream! Who are they?

Beta: Oh, man, Master will not be pleased. We better tell him someone took the bird. Right, Alpha?

Alpha: [in a squeaky voice] No. Soon enough the bird will be ours yet again. Find the scent, my compadres, and you too shall have much rewardings from Master for the toil factor you wage.

Beta: Hey, Alpha, I think there's something wrong with your collar. You must have bumped it.

Gamma: Yeah, your voice sounds funny!

[they both laugh]

Alpha: Beta! Gamma!

[they both stop laughing]

Alpha: Mayhaps you desire to - SQUIRREL!

[All of them turn their attention to a nearby tree; slight pause, Gamma whimpers]

Alpha: Mayhaps you desire to challenge the ranking that I have been asigned by my strength and cunning...

Beta: No, no, no. But maybe Dug would. You might wanna ask him.

Gamma: Yeah. I wonder if he's found the bird on his very special mission.

Alpha: Do not mention Dug to me at this time. His fool's errand will keep him most occupied. Most occupied, indeed. Ha ha ha! Do you not agree with that which I am saying to you now?

Beta: Sure, but the second Master finds out you sent Dug out by himself, none of us will get a treat.

[He and Gamma whine]

Alpha: [lunges and growls at them] You are wise, my trusted lieutenant.

Russell: Where are you keeping Kevin? Let me go!

Beta: Scream all you want, small mailman.

Alpha: None of your mailman friends can hear you.

Russell: I'll unleash all my Wilderness Explorer training!

Alpha: Why do I not have the surprised feeling?

Alpha: [In squeaky voice] Master, dinner is ready.

Charles Muntz: Oh, yes, broken collar? It's that loose wire again.

[fixes the collar]

Charles Muntz: There you go, big fella.

Alpha: [In deep, intimidating voice] Thank you, Master.

Russell: [Nervously] I liked his other voice better.

[Dug manage to outsmart Alpha]

Dog: Oh my Gosh! Alpha wears the Cone of Shame!

[Alpha struggles to get his head unstuck from Between the Steering Wheel. He also damaged his Collar while doing so]

Alpha: [Squeaky Voice] Not yet you fool! Get this thing off me!

Dug: Sit!

[Alpha sits, the Other Dogs then do the same]

Dog: Yes Alpha!

Dug: Hey, I'm not Alpha. He is. Oh!

Helen Salinger: Strange. I should care what happens to them. Yet I don't.

Alpha: No. You see, we don't care. And you are one of us.

Alpha: Four of us will be enough. We will get their women under our power, and soon we will rule the whole world!

Alpha: You are now one of us. Ask anything.

Helen Salinger: Well, I... I-I still can't be sure whether you're speaking my language or I yours.

Alpha: We need no language, Helen. We can project our thoughts long distances, as you well know. Someday, we will teach you. In the meantime, we will speak your tongue. Just as we speak all of Earth's tongues.

Beta: Remember that our generation predates yours by centuries.

Helen Salinger: What you taught me about celestial navigation made me look like quite a genius. But why me, Alpha, and not the others?

Beta: We have no use for men.

Alpha: What Beta means is that we have no contact or control over them as we do among ourselves. It seemed rather difficult to get a crew entirely composed of women. We decided to concentrate on you.

Alpha: I'm certain that some very interesting things will occur this evening... your penis going into her vagina will not be one of them. But have a lovely evening.

[smiles]

Alpha: Fa!

Dr. Jake Terrell: Well Fa... you've had quite a day, haven't you?

Dr. Jake Terrell: Alpha, listen to Pa.

Alpha: Pha loves Pa.

Dr. Jake Terrell: Yes, Pa knows. Listen, Alpha. Some men will come here, men who are not good. Pha and B must go.

Alpha: Pha stays with Pa.

Dr. Jake Terrell: No. Pha and B go now.

Alpha: Pa not love Pha.

Margaret 'Maggie' Terrell: Yes. Pa loves Pha, and B. Ma loves Pha and B.

Alpha: Pha loves Ma.

Curtis Mahoney: Everybody loves everybody! Now for Christ's sake, let's get the hell out of here!

Alpha: Are they well known on Earth?

John Williams: It is unlikely. They seem too clean and pleasant.